The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

[Apathy]

and then given a strawberry lollipop if

[taig]

they didn't scream while being flogged. Some

[Celestial Healer]

people might find this confusing, but it

[drunken_nomad]

wasnt to rapscallions of ye olde Englande.

[taig]

After all, cricket is not confusing to

[Heathansson]

British people, who play it for some

[Celestial Healer]

godforsaken reason. "I've run out of brains

[drunken_nomad]

(mmmmmm slurp!) Forgive me if I seem

[taig]

out of sorts, but I've just been

[Aberzombie]

to hell and back looking for something

[Celestial Healer]

to put on my ice cream. Hell

[drunken_nomad]

hath no flurrys! Like a zombie scorned

GROAN!

[taig]

the ghoul missed out on the Undead

[Celestial Healer]

Ball, because the line at the DMV

[Aberzombie]

was both long and short due to

[taig]

only one person in line. But Edna

[Aberzombie]

"Juicy Mamma" Malone was well known for

[drunken_nomad]

telling a story to anything with ears

[Celestial Healer]

and she kept him entertained with her

[taig]

maudlin yet engrossing retelling of the Battle

[drunken_nomad]

of the Wobbly Shopping Cart at Ralph's

[Aberzombie]

Pool Hall and Fried Chicken Shack, a

[Heathansson]

place where you can take your pet

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

rock hyrax to enjoy the ambiance whilst

[Celestial Healer]

eating fatty foods and smoking crack. "No

[drunken_nomad]

body loves crack more than me!!" shouted

[Aberzombie]

Edna, "And nobody but me can appreciate

[drunken_nomad]

the subtle nuances of the crack experience

[Aberzombie]

when combined with the calming hobby of

[Celestial Healer]

knife throwing! Everybody likes it when I

[Aberzombie]

toss my knives at some pretty, young

[Celestial Healer]

goat while drunker than Paula Abdul at

[drunken_nomad]

any normal Tuesday night function." She brandished

[Celestial Healer]

a set of toenail clippers and glared

[Mike Welham]

disapprovingly at the empty jug of boysenberry

[Celestial Healer]

vodka like a jealous lover. "You're a

[drunken_nomad]

mammajamma! But I own shuriken...Eat this!"

[Mike Welham]

He exclaimed, while feeding her an eclair

[drunken_nomad]

made from molten lava, chocolate, and HATE!

[Celestial Healer]

Edna the knifethrower had a peculiar taste

[Mike Welham]

for deep-fried Mars(TM) bars, which she bought

[drunken_nomad]

at the local bodega, Quentin's Grocery Hut,

[Celestial Healer]

operated by Quentin Tarentino himself, whenever he

[Mike Welham]

wanted a break from directing gimp scenes.

[Aberzombie]

The bodega was also known for serving

[Celestial Healer]

tacos, penny candy, and meth, which made

[doppelganger]

for tasty, if rather twitchy and uncomfortable

[drunken_nomad]

school lunch substitute for the local kids.

[taig]

Eventually, the Department of Education investigated claims

[Celestial Healer]

that the meth was actually rock candy