The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

[drunken_nomad]

yummy when served with Snorks --those dastardly

[Heathansson]

practitionars of all forms of base bastardy

[Vattnisse]

and perfidious acts. These aberrant abominations deserve

[Heathansson]

to be marginalized, homogeinized, martinized, and then

[drunken_nomad]

vaccuumed and Scotchguarded. Snorks once tipped over

[Heathansson]

a vat of Greek fire during the

[Vattnisse]

Black Sabbath reunion gig at Ozzfest in

[Heathansson]

1997; Ozzy and Iommi blamed eachother and

[Vattnisse]

have never spoken since. The chuckling Snorks

[Heathansson]

tried to get a lead singer gig

[drunken_nomad]

to replace Dio, but weren't "metal" enough

[Vattnisse]

, so they tried Judas Priest to further

[Heathansson]

their plunge into the leather scene for

[Vattnisse]

practical reasons, as they owned numerous studded

[Heathansson]

leather police-looking hats, chaps, and other garb

[Kruelaid]

surreptitiously purchased by Mona and Jacobs for

[Reggie]

parent/teacher interview nights. Unfortunately, this didn't

[Kruelaid]

sink well with the parents so the

[Heathansson]

whole thing was a wash. When you

[Vattnisse]

show up looking like Leather Liberace, some

[Kruelaid]

upright citizens are certain to drive you

[Aberzombie]

mad (MAD I tell you!) with their

[Vattnisse]

silly questions. "Ooooh! Those pants look really, really

[Aberzombie]

mauve. Why don't you wear them during

[Vattnisse]

your visit to Dr. Phil? He loves

[Bling Bling]

the feel of polyester on his sweaty

[Magikcat]

, mustard-stained skin. In fact, he's famous for

[Vattnisse]

his unusual" *pause for breath* "fondness for

[Magikcat]

Dodger Dogs, Gardenburgers, and steakfries smoothered in

[Kruelaid]

gay biker musk and fresh leather oil.

[Aberzombie]

Steakfries are also the favorite prey of

[Vattnisse]

the Great Spotted Greaseophant, a curious beast

[Magikcat]

found only in the lush jungles of

[Bling Bling]

stone known as cities. There it stalks

[Vattnisse]

fatty foodstuffs, as well as those who

[Kruelaid]

are terribly obese. Now it just so

[drunken_nomad]

happened a "Fat John Denver" lookalike contest

[Aberzombie]

was being held in a downtown location

[Bling Bling]

not far from Greasy Willy's Steakfry Hut

[Magikcat]

, where a simultanious "Fat Elvis" look-a-like contest

[Aberzombie]

was also happening. And over at Lefty's

[Magikcat]

House of Chicken and Hubcaps, customers were

[Aberzombie]

lining up for miles to obtain the

[Magikcat]

latest "toy surprise" included in every Lefty's

[Bling Bling]

Happypack. But this time, to their horror,

[Vattnisse]

the "surprise" was on them! As they

[Kruelaid]

caked their arteries with slick saturated goodness

[Vattnisse]

, the normally drowsy greaseophants suddenly awoke and

[Aberzombie]

began to crave cheeseburgers with bacon, lettuce,

[Bling Bling]

spam, spam, anchovies, spam and Dr. Phil!