thing. This highly incensed the treants, so
whether to count her rings or just
the cockles of their heartwood. Ultimately deciding
on whether they should engaged themselves in
While they were discussing this, Star Jones
devoured the citizenry of a small country,
any contest of foreign landmass power eating.
and had her stuffed and mounted. "Whoa,
taxidermitating enemies is a top shelf experience."
HARD CORE - wait! Why am I shouting?
So he started talking about his house
champagne corks and empty cans of caviar.
by his butt rolling over them, cushioned
made an interesting squish sound on impact.
of no one in particular. No answer
seemed forthcoming, so they prepared for the
invite Martha Stewart and Derek Jeter over
frightened staff, who stand at attention for
being humiliated by rich megalomaniacal snobs with
(don't gemme started on their drowish nicknames!)
Then Donald dons his humanskin smoking jacket,
settles onto his throne and lights up
humanskin cigar. Stuffed with olives and bleucheese