The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

[Heathansson]

and scurrying and capering and seeking for

[Heathansson]

with faces only a mother could love,

[Tegan]

the first of many of their future

[Heathansson]

exploits was to attack her en masse

[Tegan]

but alas, they couldn't for they had

[Heathansson]

no teeth yet; so they gummed her

[Lady Aurora]

which was oddly pleasing to their victim

[Heathansson]

much to the fury of the nibbling

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

creatures and their victim alike, and also

[Heathansson]

the thaumaturgist who was waiting ever so

[Vattnisse]

impatiently for his succubus librarian to administer

[Heathansson]

a private session of major corporal punishment

[Lady Aurora]

complete with whips and chains and a

[Lady Aurora]

dwarf with a lollipop who is constantly

[Tegan]

trying to whistle while he "works" his

[Lady Aurora]

magical ways on the nubile flesh of

[Heathansson]

hirsute gnomish serviles, who beg and grovel

[Vattnisse]

for the privilege of wearing the gimpsuit.

[Heathansson]

The gnome who won that great honor

[Tegan]

was none other than the second cousin,

[Heathansson]

twice removed of Ronnie James Dio, the

[Vattnisse]

shortest gnome minstrel in the known multiverse.

[Heathansson]

The librarian picked up her favorite book:

[Vattnisse]

The story of O: Bigger, longer, uncut

[Heathansson]

and started reading her favorite quotes aloud.

[Tegan]

This in turn caused Mister Dio to

[Heathansson]

come up with a new album: "Rainbows

[Tegan]

Elves and Holy Diving Librarians" which won

[Heathansson]

a grammy for best heavy metal performance

[Lady Aurora]

beating out the fan favorite "I just

[Heathansson]

swallowed a rabid racoon," by Axl Rose.

[Lady Aurora]

The protesters demanding a recount still linger

[Heathansson]

outside the Accounting Firm of Baggins, Baggins,

[Lady Aurora]

and Gamgee; though everyone knows that the

[Heathansson]

REAL winner should've been Motorhead, with their

[Tegan]

album, "Grindin' Gears" which included the hit

[Heathansson]

"Eat at Joe's." Man, Motorhead really rocks.

[Lady Aurora]

Just when things started settling down, along

[Heathansson]

came Kidd Rock, with his new girlfriend,

[secretturchinman]

a totally hot succubus named Winnie Flesheater.

[Heathansson]

Kidd Rock was singing his new song,

[secretturchinman]

Flesh eating hoochie messing with my mind,

[Heathansson]

scratching to Duelling Banjo's; what a proper

[Vattnisse]

band would have done to improve this

[secretturchinman]

is make the succubus the lead singer

[Tegan]

and left Kidd Rock in the trailerpark.

[drunken_nomad]

After recounting, the 'darkhorse' in the contest

[Aberzombie]

the judges decided to award Willie Nelson

[Heathansson]

best beard on an old guy for

[Vattnisse]

the umpteenth time, as no other geezers