The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

[drunken_nomad]

frightened them into going to church regularly

[Kruelaid]

Where the holy ghost made them vomit.

[Aberzombie]

"No vomiting allowed," came the shrill whine

[Larry Lichman]

of the female post weasel. Luckily, everyone

[Kruelaid]

wanted to buy the unedited Planet Stories

[Heathansson]

because pdf's are just no fun to

[Larry Lichman]

read on your monitor screen. Luckily, Paizo

[drunken_nomad]

designed some vellum flatscreen monitors and sold

[Tobus Neth]

random drug boosters that included, crystal meth

[drunken_nomad]

ioun stones that increased Charisma to Epic

[Larry Lichman]

Levels, and created a quill with magic

[Vattnisse]

fleas that performed the most bodacious tricks:

[Heathansson]

five fleas standing on eachother's shoulders, juggling

[Vattnisse]

tiny flaming chainsaws while yodeling the theme

[Larry Lichman]

to "The Love Boat" is a truly

[Heathansson]

inspirational image, that is it inspires the

[Larry Lichman]

mutants and idiots of the world to

[drunken_nomad]

rise up, drink Gatorade, and look west

[Aberzombie]

of the Pecos, to behold the rising

[drunken_nomad]

of the Burning Dog and its ilk

[Larry Lichman]

After the burning dog was extinguished, everyone

[Aberzombie]

put away their marshmellows and pulled out

[Vattnisse]

their scrapbooks. "It is time to settle

[Larry Lichman]

the Great Debate. Which picture is worse,

[Kruelaid]

Britney before, or after, or after again?

[Larry Lichman]

After much debate, it was decided that

[drunken_nomad]

Britney would occupy the Phantom Zone's prison

[Vattnisse]

for all eternity and then some, as

[Larry Lichman]

General Zod was very impressed by Britney's

[drunken_nomad]

photoshopped 8 by 10's and lasagna recipes.

[Larry Lichman]

Unfortunately, the papparazzi could not access the

[Vattnisse]

extradimensional prison, forcing them to instead focus

[Heathansson]

on who Supergirl was dating. When Kara

[Larry Lichman]

was seen at the Copacabana with Bizarro,

[Aberzombie]

Brainiac, and Will Smith, everyone was commenting

[Larry Lichman]

on how much Will Smith looked like

[Heathansson]

he was having fun, trying to dance

[Kruelaid]

with his legs cut off. As he

[Heathansson]

started to do the electric slide, he

[Larry Lichman]

slid a little too far and fell

[drunken_nomad]

face first into Norbit's giant wife, but

[Larry Lichman]

it wasn't enough to cushion his fall.

[drunken_nomad]

Triplicate Girl laughed in three part harmony.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Then everyone payed for not housebreaking Heathansson

[Tobus Neth]

should not be construed as a challenge

[drunken_nomad]

to the might of the Allegiant Horde

[Kruelaid]

of undead lesbian half dragon transsexual hobbits

[Larry Lichman]

"Transsexual hobbits?" you ask? Well, let me

[drunken_nomad]

say, they have another meaning for 'elevenses'

[Larry Lichman]

if you catch my drift. Not that