changing cameras, the crew decided to taser
Grit, making him do the Electric Bogaloo
while Run DMC performed "My Adidas" with
The Charlie Daniels Band. It was dope.
Even great Ghan Ghe Goro said that
it was unlike anything he'd ever seen
heard, smelled, or imagined. He said if
he could live again it would be
as a fiendish fiddle playin', ghetto rappin'
Devil and go down to Georgia, lookin'
fo' a dyme dat's top o'de line!
They went to the Wooly Swamp, where
cute face, little waist, and a big
where you're not sposta be at night
due to the roaming packs of vile
sewer rats which range in size from
tic-tacs to George Bush's twin daughters
and search the grottoes underneath the city
It was in these sewers our fearless
adventurers, the doughty fighter Claude, the conniving
fiendish wererabbit Bugs, a wascally wabbit, and
sorcerer. He was known to fireball the
battlefield without care of whom was where
and considered it a bonus if ducks
or flumphs happened to be caught in
mighty blast or better yet were at
the edge of the ball, and burst
into ducks under glass in the making.
Claude, however, just liked to chop things
with his sword, that he named "Choppy."
When Claude met Bugs, it was hassenpfeiffer
for the sorceror; he was a cannibal
from way back, and really enjoyed eating
other rabbits. Hassenpfeffer was his favorite, but
snigglepoops was his one true love. Sweet
music played as Claude sidled up to
Varney the Vampire, not knowing Varney was
a doppelganger. The real Varney was in
Spotsylvania looking for Moose and Squirrel as
Boris was on vacation. Boris was on
a lot of things. The doctors and
nurses even caught him injecting himself with
LSD. Boris was hungry for ribs and
magic mushrooms, so he dialed up his
friend Professor Peabody. He knew he could
count on Peabody and his pet boy
to score some really gnarley hooch. The
two had a long history going back
to prehistory dealing pachycephalosaurusnip to homo erectus
which if you remember was a time
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