The Five Word Game!

[Aberzombie]

a new version of the

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Madden Mystery Date game. This

[Aberzombie]

new edition would feature the

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stars of the hit TV

[drunken_nomad]

news local channel 5. Hank

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Star, the weatherman, sued over

[taig]

the use of his toupee,

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noted for its poodle-like styling

[drunken_nomad]

but was quieted for an

[taig]

out of court settlement worth

[drunken_nomad]

tree fiddy, plus 100 haircuts

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with his favorite lawnmower. Satisfied

[Mike Welham]

with being struck in the

[drunken_nomad]

gob with an icecream sammich

[Celestial Healer]

, Hank feasted upon the entrails

[Mike Welham]

of a road-killed gopher. "Tastes

[Aberzombie]

like platypus." Meanwhile, Esmerelda

[Celestial Healer]

, the black-bearded royal princess of

[doppelganger]

both the grand kingdom of

[drunken_nomad]

Greyhawk, where Iuz and Bigby

[Mike Welham]

sat on a porch, discussing

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grammatically confounding sentences. "I think

[doppelganger]

that our lovely hirsute princess

[taig]

would like some lemon drink,

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and I've run out," complained

[doppelganger]

Bigby as he peered nearsightedly

[Mike Welham]

down Jallarzi's blouse. "The weather

[drunken_nomad]

outside is frightful, but the

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fire is searing my flesh!

[drunken_nomad]

Bigby did a little dance

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

and, coming up with a

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saucy rhyme, he started screaming

[doppelganger]

at Jallarzi to pull up

[Mike Welham]

the latest numbers for the

[drunken_nomad]

spread on the Knicks/Succubi game

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because he had five dollars

[drunken_nomad]

the Knicks licked the Succubi

[Heathansson]

in overtime, with five scores

[drunken_nomad]

and five sores for all.

[Mike Welham]

"That looks painful," the doctor

[Heathansson]

said as he examined the

[Aberzombie]

gruesome finger injury sustained by

[Heathansson]

the man standing by the

[drunken_nomad]

piping hot wiener machine. Burns

[Celestial Healer]

like those tend to be

[Aberzombie]

painful, but not fatal, except

[taig]

in the case where hot

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dogs get jammed into your

[AWED]

Microwave, while eating up all

[taig]

of your kilowatt hours. "Electricity