The Five Word Game!

[Heathansson]

Trixy, married a sewer worker,

[drunken_nomad]

and went to the moon.

[Heathansson]

She planted the Freak Flag

[drunken_nomad]

and drove a golf cart

[ComicJam]

for five thousands miles until

[Aberzombie]

running into a flock of

[Heathansson]

jackalopes who she was there

[Aberzombie]

to see about problems with

[drunken_nomad]

wolfweres. "Y'see, wolfweres ate my

[MythrilDragon]

dirty pink underpants stained with

[Aberzombie]

grape jelly and nacho cheese."

[MythrilDragon]

The jackalopes were frightened of

[Ubermench]

Kelly Ripa so they fled

[MythrilDragon]

quickly to the north where

[drunken_nomad]

there were coupons for free

[Aberzombie]

samples of a new product

[ComicJam]

made from ground car tires

[Aberzombie]

and some weird "pixie dust".

[MythrilDragon]

Yes, real pixie dust that

[drunken_nomad]

made a dog's ass fly

[Ubermench]

before crashing into parked cars.

[Aberzombie]

"Speaking of parked cars," said

[Heathansson]

Elmo the Baby Monster, "I

[Ubermench]

ate a volvo and now

[Heathansson]

I had to fartfergnugen." The

[Aberzombie]

somewhat imaginary Snuffleupagus, angry about

[drunken_nomad]

his dopey hat, raged against

[Ubermench]

machines and trees and sloths

[Aberzombie]

(especially sloths) before ripping Elmo

[MythrilDragon]

while counting 5 (no 3)

[ComicJam]

times to five thousand. Suddenly,

[drunken_nomad]

Sam the Sanitation Worker arrived

[Ubermench]

flushed Oscar's girlfriend down the

[Heathansson]

toilet, to the magical world

[MythrilDragon]

where Teletubbies are gods and

[Heathansson]

Thomas the Tank Engine is

[drunken_nomad]

on a never-ending demonic rollercoaster

[Aberzombie]

full of screaming, terrified children.

[drunken_nomad]

Someone prematurely screamed "Happy New

[Aberzombie]

Year", even thought it was

[Heathansson]

scary in the first half,

[drunken_nomad]

gin and juice blurred the

[Aberzombie]

meaning of life so badly

[drunken_nomad]

that it took a physiologist

[Aberzombie]

the better part of three

[Dragonborn3]

weeks out of the month

[drunken_nomad]

to work out the algebra

[Aberzombie]

without getting an answer of

[drunken_nomad]

extraordinary magnitude!! "Take them to

[Aberzombie]

the deepest dungeon!" said Maxwell