The Five Word Game!

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LSD without causing bowel disruption

[office_ninja]

in a devastatingly projectile manner.

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He had to know, so he

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tested it on Christina Aguilera

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who tripped and fell on

[office_ninja]

some conveniently scattered d4s. "Ouch",

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wailed the diva wannabe, "I

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detest Britney Spears; she's a

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talentless sleaze with delusions of

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being as cool as Christina!"

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Naming herself in third person,

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which she picked up from

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her idol, Bob Dole, had

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previously failed to create respectability

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much like anything else she

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attempted, but she thought it

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could possibly work this time;

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or she could go get

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her name tattooed on her

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forehead with a staple gun.

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Eighty staples later, she collapsed

[drunken_nomad]

only to be revived by

[Reggie]

Alan Alda, who had jumped

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out of a clown car

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to inform her she'd misspelled

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"pachyderm", and would therefore be

[Heathansson]

banned from the elephant picnic

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and its associated festival of

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the great stomping of the

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grapes. This led to a

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marked improvement in the quality

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of people that historically fart

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while head-stapled at pachyderm picnics

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as the elephants stamp on

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their children and make them

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cry out in pain and

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amazement at the awesomeness of

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the elephants' pedicured feet. Inscrutibly,

[Heathansson]

Klinger appeared, all dressed in

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skintight studded black leather, carrying

[Heathansson]

a sequined bag of holding

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containing the Wand of Orcus

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and some chocolate petit fours.

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Alan Alda freaked out and

[drunken_nomad]

took a hot shower, scalding

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his eyeballs. He yelped and

[Heathansson]

Hot Lips Hoolihan came running

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only to clumsily fall on

[Heathansson]

a CR 86 gaebolga trap

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, pink mist blooming in the