The Five Word Game!

[Heathansson]

had two very shiny noses,

[Vattnisse]

to better sniff out the

[Heathansson]

bad children, who Santa Claus

[Vattnisse]

then infests with mummy rot

[Heathansson]

whilst laughing, "ho ho ho,"

[Vattnisse]

as their noses fell off

[FlashMan]

and up the chimney he

[Heathansson]

flung their decapitated heads, before

[drunken_nomad]

the cops showed up with

[Vattnisse]

scrolls of curative magic and

[Heathansson]

staple guns, to aid reattachment

[office_ninja]

a la Piffany from Nodwick.

[Onrie]

But then, Malburria, Lord of

[Celestial Healer]

uncomfortable shoes, decreed "Ye people

[office_ninja]

of Earth, be not flabbergasted;

[Heathansson]

Klaatu Niketo Barada Reebok Adidas

[Vattnisse]

shall henceforth be the chant

[Onrie]

that you will shower too!

[Heathansson]

For you all offend my

[Vattnisse]

olfactory sensibilities, as well as

[Heathansson]

just look funky, you stinky

[Vattnisse]

hyena-headed freak. Also, yo' mama's

[office_ninja]

so fat, when she withdraws,

[Heathansson]

a swarm of titans can

[Vattnisse]

park their double-wide trailer homes

[office_ninja]

in a really unfunny punchline.

[Heathansson]

So big mamma, as she

[office_ninja]

waddled through some threatened area,

[Heathansson]

was peppered with ballista bolts

[Vattnisse]

and halfling skiprocks, since the

[drunken_nomad]

idea was to kill her

[Celestial Healer]

and make it look like

[Heathansson]

the Sex Pistols did it.

[Celestial Healer]

But they screwed up and

[Heathansson]

Johnny Rotten had an alibi;

[Vattnisse]

he had already died from

[Heathansson]

a broken heart because Siouxsie

[drunken_nomad]

Sioux was SO over him

[Vattnisse]

, having met an intriguing accordionist

[Heathansson]

who had 57 fingers and

[Celestial Healer]

almost as many toes. But

[Heathansson]

what truly endeared him to

[Vattnisse]

the punk rock princess was

[Heathansson]

his accordion cover of the

[Vattnisse]

classic Iron Butterfly psychedelic opus

[Heathansson]

standing on his head. Sid

[Celestial Healer]

Vicious had once sung the

[Vattnisse]

"I'm a little teapot" song

[Heathansson]

but now he couldn't remember

[drunken_nomad]

whether ammonia COULD mix with