The Five Word Game!

[Heathansson]

and through the sphincter of

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his navel, burning the car

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seat, seat belt, and left

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door, thus opening a gaping

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hole to the underworld of

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Sigil, into which he stealthily

[office_ninja]

fell face-first. "My nose!"

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he cried as blood spurted

[Vattnisse]

from his now-truncated proboscis. "I

[Heathansson]

nging I moke ngy ngoth,

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" he gurgled, before he drowned

[Heathansson]

in the Pool of Inextortable

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saliva. The ogress mourned the

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end of Britney Spear's marriage

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more than her kobold lover's

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pitiful demise - after all, he

[Heathansson]

did steal all her money

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to buy D&D minis and

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rare Magic: The Gathering cards

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and borrowed her shoes without

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putting them back afterwards. Happily

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, the ogress was killed by

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the annoyed GMBU for being

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a fat git without manners.

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Her body was found amongst

[Heathansson]

the castoff refuse of 1,000

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non-sequiturs. "How metaphorical", the penguin

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in the gaudy vibrantly multicolored

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dress and cheesehead hat said,

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staring at the slowly putrefying

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salad Rosie O'Donnell never ate.

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"This sure makes you think

[Heathansson]

long, and hard, I might

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add, about starving dungbeetles in

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the endless frozen wastes of

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Montgomery Ward stores nationwide. We

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penguins have the unfortunate habit

[Heathansson]

of tangential rambling whilst vulgarly

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exposing their scaly feet to

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the mouths of leopard seals.

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" It then waddled off to

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contemplate the nature of cheese, something

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it did often when it

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badly needed to fart. Later,

[Heathansson]

and by later we mean

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before, the penguin had binged

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on all you can eat

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stenchkow dairy products buffet, sponsored

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by Taco Bell Restaurants. He

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had been especially fascinated by