The druid's boggin Oscaar gets trapped under a giant centapede after being trampled.
Me (the GM):From Oscaar you hear mmmph mph mmmph
Druid: But he talks to me telepathically.
Me: I know, in your head you hear mmmph mph mmmph
We were playing WoW and talking on the phone. We talked about how the Ghouls a DK can raise will go off on their own looking for trouble if there aren't any enemies around.
Druid: As soon as my ghoul went missing the first thing that passed through my head was "what trouble is Oscaar getting up to now?"
Oscaar is such a fun and mischievous little fellow.
"When I kill it, it's creature type become dead."
A favourite in our game that when the 'current nemesis' of our PCs lands a really solid blow on a PC, the PC asks "Is that all you've got?!"
In answer, on too many occasions to be dismissed as mere bad luck, the nemesis then critically hits or slaps a well-ard spell onto said PC, and sends them unconscious, or worse.
At the moment in our current game I play a rogue with a crap will save. The number of failed will saves I have made has resulted in the DM using the catchphrase "And your world turns dark" in almost every encounter where my character is in combat.
I use it when my character goes to bed now...
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A favourite in our game that when the 'current nemesis' of our PCs lands a really solid blow on a PC, the PC asks "Is that all you've got?!"
In answer, on too many occasions to be dismissed as mere bad luck, the nemesis then critically hits or slaps a well-ard spell onto said PC, and sends them unconscious, or worse.
It was more apt last encounter, since it was in a temple of the exact same cult as the first time, when Triel critted with a smite, and killed poor Coda stone dead for his insolence.
Two people died to that bunch in SCAP, don't forget...Pity no-one had Phantasmal Killer, or I could have gone for a complete re-enactment, knowing how much you like taking Will saves...
Several entertaining ones over the past few sessions:
"Sho, how many of you are there again?"
"Tastes Great! Less Filling!"
"You barbarian, you go find trap!"
GM to me: "So, what are you doing?"
Me to GM, in my best approximation of Gollum's voice from the LoTR movies: "Sneeeeking"
This became a running gag that got the whole group cracking up.
Most of the other players to me: "You're not the GM anymore, quit helping him out!!"
Danshi: I don’t suppose you could lend me 150 credits so I can buy a security kit, could you?
Jarred: Certainly. But I`d have to charge you interest. It’s just good business.
Danshi: (pause): Have you suddenly developed an interest in personal wealth, Master Jedi?
Jarred (longer pause): It`s only because you need to learn the evils of greed!
Kitera the Horrible (upon facing a challenging fight): "Let's Hack them to Hit-pieces!"
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Our group was playing around in the World's Largest Dungeon - just the four of us (though our Sorcerer was absent this game). So there was my Drow Rogue, our half-Devil Fighter, and our half-elf ranger. We had just got finished laying waste to a room full of minotaurs and decided to rest in the next room over which just happened to be a bunk room.
Upon waking up and exiting the bunk room into the room where we killed the six minotaurs, we come to discover that there are more minotaurs now investigating the room and their brethren's corpses.
The following conversation was the most epic:
Fighter (brandishing his greatsword): "How many of you minotaurs do I have to kill before you get the hint?"
Rogue, to the minotaurs(rolling a natural 20 Bluff check): "You guys are NOT going to believe what happened!"
This was followed by about a minute of explaining to the minotaurs that their brethren were playing a game of knucklebones when one accused the other of cheating and an all-out brawl to the death ensued. The entire time our party is inching their way through the room and out into a 5-foot wide hallway on the other side. And the ones we were talking to bought into it hook, line, and sinker.
Slightly funnier thing is the extended version of this scene. Upon reaching the corridor on the other side, my rogue looks to the fighter and asks, "Wait here until they figure it out and then kill them all?"
We waited for them and killed two of them before the third agreed to take us to his leader for negotiations.