Three Word Game, Anybody?

[Celestial Healer]

gleefully through the

[Aubrey the Malformed]

aisles of dread

[Vega Moonshine]

Missed the Rope

[Aubrey the Malformed]

and tumbled into

[Vattnisse]

a portable hole

[Heathansson]

filled with lox

[Celestial Healer]

, bagels, and putrid

[Vattnisse]

horseradish. "Eeeewwww!", cried

[kikai13]

Dave Thomas, founder

[Vattnisse]

of DaveMart, where

[Vy-Dann]

it's half-off all

[Vattnisse]

mayo-based foodstuffs because

[Celestial Healer]

their mayo is

[Heathansson]

half the calories

[Celestial Healer]

of their month-old

[Vattnisse]

tuna salad and

[drunken_nomad]

4/7 more filling

[Heathansson]

than Spam. Concurrently,

[Vattnisse]

irate Spam partisans

[Heathansson]

clashed with emailies

[Reggie]

over the cullinary

[Heathansson]

uses for tripe

[Vattnisse]

and blue cheese,

[drunken_nomad]

so Iron Chef

[Vy-Dann]

gagged the werewolf

[Heathansson]

with hideous food

[Tegan]

that was laced

[Heathansson]

with colloidal silver

[Vattnisse]

belladonna and broccoli.

[Heathansson]

Evil Broccolimen who

[Vy-Dann]

will rule the

[Heathansson]

salad bar at

[Vy-Dann]

the giant's luncheon

[Vattnisse]

gathered their weapons

[Heathansson]

to attack Spinachveria

[Vattnisse]

, intending to enslave

[Heathansson]

the Popeyevigoths under

[Vy-Dann]

lycanthropic marzipanian tureens

[Heathansson]

for Zeech's conspicuous

[Vattnisse]

gastronomic excesses. Furthermore,

[Heathansson]

the cauliflower templated

[Vy-Dann]

demoness with oversized

[Vattnisse]

elephantine feet intervened

[Heathansson]

in the name

[Vy-Dann]

of the jedi

[drunken_nomad]

with no name.

[Tegan]

The Demoness declared

[Heathansson]

it a snowday

[Vy-Dann]

because popcorn covered

[Tegan]

what was viewable