Three Word Game, Anybody?

[Vattnisse]

a tiny, yet

[Heathansson]

immensely corpulent being

[Vattnisse]

whose unnatural proportions

[drunken_nomad]

defied corset strength

[Celestial Healer]

and the laws

[Vattnisse]

of several states.

[drunken_nomad]

One time, at

[Vattnisse]

a fancy-dress reception,

[shamgar]

a strange bard

[Heathansson]

tooted a ditty

[Vattnisse]

about the virtues

[Heathansson]

of a besotted

[Vattnisse]

monk obsessed with

[Heathansson]

handwashing and counting

[Vattnisse]

M&Ms. It was

[Heathansson]

a purely phobic

[drunken_nomad]

tune that always

[Aberzombie]

managed to stir

[Larry Lichman]

the savage breast

[Aberzombie]

lurking beneath the

[RedRobe]

purple monkey dishwasher.

[Celestial Healer]

the song had

[Aberzombie]

inexorably led to

[Vattnisse]

gushing nosebleeds and

[Larry Lichman]

loudly ringing ears

[Heathansson]

when Menudo played

[Vattnisse]

"Sweet Home Alabama"

[drunken_nomad]

The crowd jumped

[Vattnisse]

and moshed wildly

[drunken_nomad]

, some wearing Depends,

[Heathansson]

Ricky Martin wearing

[Vattnisse]

brightly coloured galoshes

[drunken_nomad]

and a toupee

[Larry Lichman]

made from peacock

[Aberzombie]

feathers and dragon

[Larry Lichman]

pellets dyed to

[Aberzombie]

perfection using ancient

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

and arcane methods

[Larry Lichman]

created by Druidic

[Aberzombie]

hill dwarves who

[Larry Lichman]

were once hippies

[Vattnisse]

but later decided

[Heathansson]

shaving their armpits

[drunken_nomad]

got more attention

[Vattnisse]

from hot gnome

[Larry Lichman]

chicks who love

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

everything about those

[Larry Lichman]

crazy little clockwork

[Aberzombie]

girl toys the

[Celestial Healer]

gnomes created. Exothermic