Three Word Game, Anybody?

[Vattnisse]

might commence when

[Heathansson]

good fortune comes

[drunken_nomad]

rokken with Dokken!

[Vattnisse]

"Impossible!", exclaimed the

[Heathansson]

cunningly moustachioed Vulcan

[Celestial Healer]

wearing a purple

[drunken_nomad]

and yellow bruise

[Vattnisse]

on his upper

[Heathansson]

lip. His ear

[Vattnisse]

was gruesomely damaged

[Heathansson]

;a rabid tribble

[Vattnisse]

of crimson dribble

[Sir Kaikillah]

dripped down his

[Celestial Healer]

chin. So Skeletor

[Vattnisse]

snickered derisively at

[Celestial Healer]

the battered Vulcan

[Vattnisse]

and said, "You

[Heathansson]

pointy-eared hobgoblin,

[Vattnisse]

you deserved to

[Sir Kaikillah]

eat me, Beeeaaaitch!"

[Heathansson]

"Fascinating," said the

[Vattnisse]

Grand Poohbah of

[drunken_nomad]

Elitist Aliens, while

[Heathansson]

Snarf and Cheetara

[drunken_nomad]

played with Transformers.

[Vattnisse]

Their favourite Transformer,

[drunken_nomad]

Slopshot, turned into

[Vattnisse]

a badminton ball

[Celestial Healer]

and flew over

(p.s. What is a badminton ball? Badminton is played with a shuttlecock, which isn't even round... But we'll go with it...)

[RETH-Mog]

to Paizo's offices

[Celestial Healer]

carrying a stack

[RETH-Mog]

of article submissions

[Heathansson]

to grey render

[Sir Kaikillah]

in the basement

[Heathansson]

of Jabba's palace

[Celestial Healer]

. The submissions were

[Heathansson]

sliced, diced, circumcised,

[Sir Kaikillah]

devoured, digested, defecated
(Gross yes, I offer no apology though)

[drunken_nomad]

and ethereally lost.

[Sir Kaikillah]

So Slap-shot decided

[Heathansson]

being a Transformer

[Fang]

to Transform into

[Heathansson]

a dodge hemi

[drunken_nomad]

-powered riding lawnmower!

[Heathansson]

Skeletor threw a

[Celestial Healer]

ripe watermelon at

[Amal Ulric]

C-3PO, who fell

[Heathansson]

in a vat

[Valegrim]

of stinkycheese foudue

[Sir Kaikillah]

C-3PO said' "R2...