Three Word Game, Anybody?

[Heathansson]

track of time

[Aberzombie]

and space. Also,

[Heathansson]

they lose their

[Bling Bling]

car keys, but

[Heathansson]

they can hotwire

[Tobus Neth]

anything with wires

[Heathansson]

so cars are

[Vattnisse]

always ready to

[Heathansson]

get stolen. A

[drunken_nomad]

Norwegian Blue parrot

[Vattnisse]

that seemed completely

[Bling Bling]

oblivious to its

[drunken_nomad]

own recent demise,

[Heathansson]

attacked and innocent

[Tobus Neth]

bystander was slain

[Kruelaid]

, fingers nipped off,

[Vattnisse]

hair befouled, and

[Tobus Neth]

to make matters

[Heathansson]

worse, animated as

[Kruelaid]

a zombie phone

[Aberzombie]

addict, talking while

[Vattnisse]

incessantly mumbling "Braiiiiinssssss"

[Kruelaid]

into his iPhone.

[Aberzombie]

Apple's plan to

[Bling Bling]

improve undead sales

[Tobus Neth]

introduced the izombie

[Vattnisse]

, which not only

[Anonymous User 13]

stumbles and mumbles

[Aberzombie]

but also grumbles.

[Tobus Neth]

The izombie comes

[Bling Bling]

with its own

[Vattnisse]

user-friendly brain socket

[Anonymous User 13]

installed and never

[Bling Bling]

needs rewinding, although

[Kruelaid]

it gets slippery

[Tobus Neth]

and oozes a

[Vattnisse]

smelly substance resembling

[Kruelaid]

used personal lubricant

[Bling Bling]

if, by mistake,

[Tobus Neth]

can cause horrible

[Vattnisse]

acidic burns; however,

[Larry Lichman]

the resulting scarring

[Vattnisse]

still looked better

[drunken_nomad]

than the Queen's

[Bling Bling]

firmly clenched buttocks

[AWED]

while walking down

[Tobus Neth]

hill buck naked

[Vattnisse]

except for a

[drunken_nomad]

red Devo hat.

[Bling Bling]

"Whip it good,"