From the very intro I was ready for the movie to end. Mamoa looking the part was the only redeeming feature of the movie. There was so much pointlessness in the film's plot and dialogue that I can't spoil. Really, the story and effects would've made a good SyFy channel movie or even a kick-ass D&D movie. Why Arnie's Conan works for me is the "less is more" principle.