Hmm on the subject of suspension-of-disbelief-shattering/ generally dumb names....
Call of Cuthulhu:
Charles "charley" charlesson
Dirk Dirks... that came with a description of "Dirk Dirks dirks" in game; After a few seconds of looking blank I replied "You mean you stab him ?"
Stash Sulph van Trippenhoff (mildly excused in reverence of Robert Calvert)
Sir Charles Proboscis
Deadlands:
Eve Wimpleteats AKA Yaksmas Eve
Tad Pole
“Wild” Wiz Grimly
MERP:
Dobbit the Hobbit
And a host of others I really don’t want to recall :)
