I'll have to start a new one of these once we shift into The Skinsaw Murders, but I had to post the link to my campaign log of this campaign.
My summaries aren't that big of a deal, but the missives written by one of my players, the player of one Nathaniel Pennywhistle, have had me rolling.
Keep in mind, Nathaniel is sometimes more lucid than other times:
I am always lucid. Just because you are young and have no concept of memories being three times older than the time you've walked the earth (or driven in your fancy motor cars, what magic makes those thing move so quickly? I do admire their shiny colors and bright lights. Do you need to feed them? Or do you have wizards renew their magic periodically? Oh. I subscribed to the most interesting periodical a few years back. It concerned the mating habits of human males and females, and came with very complete illustrations of superb quality. Except for the bit of folded middle that always seemed to appear in the young lady's midriff) doesn't mean my thoughts aren't completely clear to me, or to any person with the proper frame of reference.
Oh, in case you might be wondering if the small illustration near this reply is a picture of me, of course it isn't. Why would you want to look at an elderly gentleman (however dashing I might be, and I do cut quite a figure.) when you could look at such a lovely young lady. She reminds me some of my mother, though I should mention that the thoughts I had for her were nothing like the carnal thoughts the above-mentioned illustration invites. This internet-thing seems quite full of inviting illustrations of human females displaying their wares with amazing skill. I shall investigate this matter thoroughly and report back with my findings.