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That's enough to give diarrhoea the shits


May your chicks turn into emos and kick you down the danny.


Crikey!!!


well, 1 vote an hour.
We should be there in.....

4166 or so days at that rate.

This joint is dry as a dead dingo's ding dong!!!


Freehold DM wrote:
Rotfl you gotta be kidding me.

Do know if it's Pit's Treat or Christmas? Why am I asking you for?


BigNorseWolf wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Admit USA secretly governs Australia and Canada and give their citizens the right to run for President.

I'd be all for this, except... Rupert Murdoch.

Sorry, I'd let the kangaroos in first.

Have off;

That talk's too useless to grow chokos on a backyard dunny.


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What's with this 1 signature codwallop?


You Yanks'll love th' ole POTUS Wombat.

First thing I'll do is bolsterify your alcoholic beverages to a more suitable level.

I'll grow hair on all your chests, Matilda.


Not true! Not true!

I'm a libraritarian!!!


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Everybody sign this petition!!!

I all ready have, but not on line.

I've signed it, in authentic wallaby blood, on a copy of the Magna Carta I got at Tibetan Disney World.

With a quill made from a platypus feather.


I'd loike to include my home country of Tasmania as well, so I can run for Prime Minister of the United States of Autralimarica.

Gooday!


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Gooday, Matey-o!

I'm getting ready to run for orifice;

"A can of vegemite in every pot" is my mottoe!!!


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I like his petitions. They make all sorts of sense, if your brain is addled by too much ammonia in the bloodstream when your liver isn't functioning right.


yellowdingo wrote:
jaundicedwombat wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:

Lets take this to crazy land...

Human Slavery: Yay or Nay?

YAY!
NAY!

There has to be some middle ground.

Something mom would vote for.

What do you suggest? only Moms should be elected to Senate?

I have no earthly idea how you intuited that conclusion from my statement, and my i.q. is higher than yours.


Context is overrated.


sigh. another virtual vote for slavery.

All because he's too proud to beg.

Get ready to bow down and lick the boot of your corporate overlord then.
Me? I plan to fight.


yellowdingo, jr. wrote:

I think I'm in love.

Too much? It's too much, isn't it...

Best litmus for that is a restraining order. I use them to wallpaper my pigeon coop.


TheWhiteknife wrote:
Ive said it before, Ill say it again: Monsanto is pretty much the most evil entity in the world.

Second most, behind the U.S.A.

They're responsible for my basementism.


Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:

Lets take this to crazy land...

Human Slavery: Yay or Nay?

YAY!
NAY!

[Doffs hat]

All hail the Dingo!

Also, as a goblin, I do believe in enslaving pinkskins.

[Cracks whip]

Aren't you going to vote for my awesome White House petition?

Cmon! Be the first of your friends!


I think that string theory invalidates this thread, not the fact that I'm posting in it.


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yellowdingo wrote:

Lets take this to crazy land...

Human Slavery: Yay or Nay?

YAY!
NAY!

There has to be some middle ground.

Something mom would vote for.


Not necessarily. Next time you eat a cob of corn, take a look.

There's some pretty non altered kernels in that Baby Ruth.