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IHIYC is in your closet, taking your bedsheets, so that he will have some extras for when his current set eventually tears.

72. A player with the tendancy to spill coffee on his character sheet.

SunstonePheonix is the Pokemon that evolves from the sunstone item. How he did this, I have no idea.

other heinous crimes. Their leader,

70. Nuclear weapons.

As a general rule of thumb, the hotter the chick, the more badass she is. (At least in fantasy/sci-fi settings)

A group of goblin thieves were attempting to steal from a wealthy aristocrat's vault, guarded by Tim, the young, new recruit; Ashley, the attractive, skilled half-elf; and Jerry, the kind, old ex-merc who was a week from retirement. The guards quickly put down the attacking goblins, but not before Jerry takes an exploding ball of fire to the face.

And the moral is?

is a very important statistic

Ventnor was born some time in the past, but nobody remembers exactly when.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Emma was a junior in high-school. She was a very intelligent student who always took the most difficult classes available to her, and who not only participated in band, choir, and drama club, but who took it upon herself to help save the fine arts programs when the school was facing budget cuts.

Throughout the year, she worked and worked, studied and studied, pulling all-nighters to make sure all of her work was done to it's best.

Now, she was never the most popular girl, and her constant devotion to school made maintaining what social live she did have nearly impossible.

Despite her constant devotion and diligence, her classes kept getting harder and her nights kept getting longer. Her Christmas break, which one might think of as a time to rest and recuperate, ended up being spent completing a massive group project that her partners chose to ignore.

She grew weary, and concentrating in classes became very difficult; she would sometimes even fall asleep. Her grades began slipping, and she quit band. Her parents, who had always expected her to preform at the highest possible level, became frustrated at her lessened performance, and would often yell at her when she brought back a poor report card.

She became angry and irritable, lashing out at her teachers and parents, and one day, refused to go to school at all. Her father, furious, hit her, knocking her to the ground. She quickly scrambled to her room, locked the door, and did not speak to her family for the rest of the evening.

That night, the entire neighborhood woke to the sound of a gunshot. Emma was found dead on her bathroom floor, her father's Colt in her right hand, and a bullet in her head.

And the moral is?

(Sorry about how morbid this one is. It is the rough transcript, pulled from my memory, of a story I wrote a couple years ago for a professor that I thought was just a bit too upbeat, and I was wondering what kind of moral you guys could pull out of it.)

Molten Dragon once accidentaly woke up GMB during a nap. It wasn't very pretty.

I would love to, but I gotta meet a friend in a few fnords.

GMB is banned for not understanding the deliciousness of an MLT. (Mermaid, lettuce, and tomato.)

As they were quite slimy.

*TWEEET*
Flag on the play! No babalties with foreign objects while the ISS can be seen overhead!

Banned because it ended up being international not banning day.

I think he is on vacation. After all, meddling in the lives of puny mortals can get pretty tiring.

Granted, you drown in a massive vat of hot chocolate.

I wish math would be a bit easier.

As he has no feet.

Kefka's reincarnation

buy some of those shoes,

Granted, but they differ in their opinions of what is best for the earth and, because their beliefs are so strong, they still fight with each other.

I wish the cute girl I asked to prom in 11th grade had said yes.

Meanwhile, at the yard sale,

Discount Deathwing

Granted, but you always loose said arguments.

I wish my professors would stop assigning me so much work.

Sigh, it is nice to be back. Also pretty cool to see this thing still going, and if anyone is still interested in the music thing, I play clarinet.

Oh, and one last thing. I win.

granted. Netflix crashes. forever. permanently. thanks a lot.

I wish for the power to control the direction news anchors look when they talk.

smurfed

2/10. not consistent enough to get a good opinion.

crap, I lost.

That flame in my eye is obviously a deadly weapon! - (un)lucky7

Aeolar is banned for having three consecutive vowels in his name.

don't stab, slash, it is more effective against flesh.

Ray the cleric, Vav the incompetent mage, and Jack the paladin were lost in the middle of the woods. Vav trips on a root and accidentally mutters an incantation along with his stream of swears, causing everyone to spontaneously combust.

And the moral is?

Vav, the incompetent mage.

IHIYC is banned because, sadly, it is.

yes, sneaky. I am a master of tactics. therefore I win.

CPT. Argumental is banned because I am allergic to COs as well.

your beauty becomes so unmatched that people get jealousy and kill you.

I wish for that really awesome guitar from Wayne's World.

losing

CPT. Arguemental is banned because I am allergic to NCOs.

happier than one of the people stuck on the George Washington Bridge during those fateful days. oh, wait, that isn't very difficult, perhaps I should rethink this...

but is would be enough to make a decent win. for me.

gran rey de los ninja is banned because I AM BACK!!!

your eyes look perfectly normal.

the next poster has dyed their hair bright red

this wasn't my death, it was a death that I caused but:
I was playing halo 4, capture the flag. the other team had the flag, and was returing it to their base. they had two people with shotguns guarding the entrance to the base. as the flag carrier goes to bring the flag in the base, I manage to hit him with the stick detonator. he walks right by the two people with shotguns as I set the grenade to explode, killing all three. we return our flag and take theirs at the same time.

............................

i am speachless.

this is AMAZING!

the next poster has developed a way to preform eye surgery that costs barely anything and is entirely painless. thing is, it has a hitch.

the dolphins will fly me to the win

Quiche Lisp is banned because my name is almost calvin hobbes!

granted. you don't do it very well, and wake up in a hospital unable to move anything below your neck.

dolphin vs laser eyes.

dolphins win.

and your fall from the top