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Aberzombie wrote:
Great Green God wrote:

Where: Gen Con

When: Several years ago
Game: MERP by ICE
Offensive Character Name: "Dildo Baggins"

Hey, there was a character by that name in a late night movie on Cinemax (Skinemax) once. If I remember correctly, the movie was "Lord of the G-String". And no, I am not lying (unfortunately).

Also, anyone who would willingly name their character Elfy McElfington should be sterilized so they cannot contribute to the gene pool. Did I say 'contribute'? I meant to say 'pollute'.

Too late :)