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True story (this is strange, random and is another example of how my brain does strange, random things...so it seemed fitting to share here):

** spoiler omitted **

Have a great day, FAWTLs!

I'm on my way and cant be late

BTW, we're through the looking glass here people!

I'm late, I'm late

do you know how hard it is to find a roomba charger arond here?
I had to travel all the way to the chessboard desert to find one.

But you're not quite the right white or right height?

*kicks tweedledumbass in head*

Excuse me, but when is the rabbit arriving?

*steps on doormouse*

Do I need to plug these legs in at night or do they have unlimited power?

*kicks the hatter around*
sorry, I cant control these things.

(runs through to try out new robot legs)
I always wanted to be a cyborg.

Now how am I going to get to the queen.

ouch

It's nothing but fur.

*Rumbles electronically*

The lady said: Remove your pants!

I don't wear pants

after seeing where that came from I don't think I want to try any.

runs through thread

I'm late, I'm late. No time to say hello, goodbye. I'm late, I'm late I'm late.

you mean something like the white rabbit.