Your Creepy Neighbor's page

*yum-yum-pizza-yum*

*peers through the window*

Sharoth wrote:

~smirks~ Naked "flashlight"? KINKY!!!!!

Isnt that a fleshlight?

Do go on...

That's a lot of money to have him bust a nut out for you.

...

..I couldn't help it. I should be ashamed.

Do go on...

It's like my uncle always said. If there's a whole in the wall, you might as well peep.

And Rump.

Sharoth wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Free metal rods! SCORE!

Kinky?

In Rod We Trust

Actually my rod gets me into no end of trouble.

Turns out it was Monkey Puzzle Tree, not Monkey Bone.

I'm still going with Monkey Bone though.

Maybe...

Monkey bone sounds like a good idea, until they tell you you can never go back to the zoo...

Everyone loves a LOG!

If only that were true, I wouldn't have these restraining orders.

Patrick Curtin wrote:

I'm at least in my comfy bed. No overnight shenanigans tonight!

Isn't "Your Creepy Neighbour" meant to say "Pity"?

...

Pity...

...

Asking for a friend.

Touch goats?

Wait, we're not supposed to do that anymore?

I CAN'T STOP RAVING ABOUT SHAROTHS AWESOME PACKAGE!

Sharoth's "package" is legendary.

Freehold DM wrote:

I have finally made it to in n out burger. We will see how it compares to lucky burger.....

I hope you ordered it "Animal Style"

*faints*

POLL

You said pole.

That sounds about right. :-)

I'll dance, but I won't dance well.

I'll be the judge of that.

pokes again

feels like I'm poking a gummy bear.

Careful. That sort of behavior is why I'm not allowed in Sears anymore.

As long as you stretch them out they should fit, worked for me, and it's united the neighborhood into a nice unruly mob camped out in my front yard.

It's about time they mobbed somebody else's lawn.

Well, if I'm not allowed to screw with Freehold, what rights do I truly have?

That depends on what kind of screwing you had in mind.

Freehold DM wrote:

So, insanity has spread to a new thread.

Insanity is the WD40 keeping the gears of the multiverse lubricated.

You said lubricated.

Freehold DM wrote:

The green fairy.

Her kiss is so...lingering...

Which is great, so long as you like kisses that taste like Twizzlers and rubbing alcohol.

DO I EVER!!!!

captain yesterday wrote:

I cut my hair, once.

Never again.

So, uh, I'm the only one to notice your lack of man-scaping? Has... has FaWtL become that inured? Wow.

EDIT: For accuracy. Also, full disclosure: I've no idea if "manscaping" is what I'm implying it is - I'm kind of ignorant of those kind of things. It just seems like it, from the context I've picked up.

It is. I could tell you stories...

Depends on who I'm calling.

Don Juan de Doodlebug wrote:

[Peeps around a mango tree]

I wonder, what is Dingo doing today?

Writing...

'faith' A story of two different men who each gather an army of followers in the aftermath of some impossible event. Its a tale of men, cults, and the rise of religion in a fantasy setting.

But still naked, I trust?

Kajehase wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

I'm headed to RinCon!

Don't worry, I'll put on pants before I leave.

pics!

You want pics of his trousers?

Ookaay...

Still better than pics without trousers.

Speak for yourself.

TOZ wrote:

Clothes are a conspiracy to keep you confined.

That is why I am always secretly naked beneath my clothes.

I tried that once, but when I had to open the trench coat for a little air, the cops said it was "indecent."

Morning, all. What did I miss?

Me waking up.

No, I actually didn't miss that. [/creeperoutsideyourwindow]

Your Creepy Neighbor wrote:

Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

This thread made me look up the rules of "lie" vs. "lay" again and I still don't think I've got it right.

Voulez vous coucher avec moi?

.. means "would you like to fall unconcious with me on the same bed". Doesn't carry the same connotations in french. (or at leat it didn't used to)

That's just a side effect of the chloroform.

This thread made me look up the rules of "lie" vs. "lay" again and I still don't think I've got it right.

Voulez vous coucher avec moi?

I keep reading this as "Sperm-clogged OTD!!!"

Wish I didn't.

If only!

I believe circle jerks can sometimes be a good thing.

And how!

Anybody know of a charity who would like piles and piles of damp, crumpled Kleenex? I hate for them to go to waste.

I could add them to my collection.

Don't judge me.

TriOmegaZero wrote:

So on the plus side I no longer have to go to drill this weekend, meaning I get to spend it all at RinCon.

I first read this as RimCon. It scared me.

It's always scary the first time you do it.

Aberzombie wrote:

There are laws against public nudity.

there are ?

Depends on the jurisdiction, as I have learned.

Top-Heavy Females

Freehold DM wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

In other news: Texas! I am in you.

It's pretty bad when you have to let her know you're inside of her. ...;)

Well, they do say everything is bigger in Texas.

I hear the women in Texas have huuuuge...

It is illegal in the United Kingdom to handle salmon in suspicious circumstances.

Thank god I live in the United States.

*does suspicious things with salmon*

I believe I like it when neighbors run into my pole.

I buy my bicycle shorts two sizes too small.

This thread disappoints on every level.

I think we just have higher expectations for a thread with "three way" in the title.

CH, could you vet this one for me, too?

Male bats found to perform oral sex on females

Goblins do it in the treetops!

Uhhh.

I think I need some first-hand research.

Sounds like my kind of party!

You were being literal, right?

Moorluck wrote:

Blame Solnes for my mood, she tortured me all day long.

Bless/Damn her new phone.

a thousand blessings be upon her new phone! !

The last time I got "blessings" on my phone, it had to be replaced. Apparently the warranty doesn't cover that sort of thing.

Am I the only one who regularly hears the term "Put the monkey back in the box" spoken in his house?

No...

You rang?

AUGHHHHH, MIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Sets fire to the curtains>

*peeks into thread*

Do they... umm... match the carpets?

O.o

I'd watch it.

Pants optional.

Celestial Healer wrote:

Treppa wrote:

I slept eight hours last night with only one interruption (to let the dogs out). And we went grocery shopping last night, so was able to cook a sensible, light breakfast and start some soups cooking for lunch.

It's odd: I do not have heartburn, I'm not tired, and nothing really hurts. This may be what is known as 'feeling good'.

I find that starchy foods give me worse heartburn than greasy food. Have you noticed that? It was counterintuitive to me, as I always thought of breads and pastas as fairly inert. YMMV.

Since a bout of pancreatitis and a cholecystectomy, ingesting lipids exacerbates my pyrosis.

I love it when you talk dirty.

Freehold DM wrote:

If the FaWtL thread was a ship (preferably a spelljamming vessel), what position would you undertake on the ship? I call dropship/boarding vessel pilot!!

Lookout. I wanna be in the crow's nest and drop stuff on people. And I can't wait to yell, THAR SHE BLOWS! SHE BLOWS!

I yell that while I watch porn.

Bone...