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OLLY OLLY OXEN STEAKS GET YOUR ADVERBS HERE

Scarab Sages

Porcelain Throne wrote:
Vomit Guy wrote:

Did someone call upon the power of the Porcelain Throne?

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!!!

You missed.

I never miss. It always goes exactly where I intend it. That is the power of the...

....SPLOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRTCH!!


Scary Spice wrote:
Kryzbyn wrote:
I really really really wanna zig a zig ahh.
That's trademarked, mate. See you in court.

Fine, but can you tell me...

WTF IS IT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!?


%^@!^&%$@!$%#$@#$^@#$!%@$!#$!%!#$@%!%#$@!$%!#@#!$


.....?

Grand Lodge

I dunno. Gramma be impohtant.


Kryzbyn wrote:
Scary Spice wrote:
Kryzbyn wrote:
I really really really wanna zig a zig ahh.
That's trademarked, mate. See you in court.

Fine, but can you tell me...

WTF IS IT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!?

It means I want someone to {redact} my {redacted} until my toes curl up and my {redacted} {redacts}


O.o

Scarab Sages

Well, that's just <redacted>.


A preachment, dear friends, you are about to receive on John Barleycorn, nicotine and the temptations of Eve

Scarab Sages

Mmmmmmm......temptations.


Eoghnved wrote:
A preachment, dear friends, you are about to receive on John Barleycorn, nicotine and the temptations of Eve

Sweet.

#1

#2


Scary Spice wrote:
Kryzbyn wrote:
Scary Spice wrote:
Kryzbyn wrote:
I really really really wanna zig a zig ahh.
That's trademarked, mate. See you in court.

Fine, but can you tell me...

WTF IS IT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!?

It means I want someone to {redact} my {redacted} until my toes curl up and my {redacted} {redacts}

!!

Y-You can't do that in Nebraska!!

Grand Lodge

Kryzbyn wrote:
Scary Spice wrote:
Kryzbyn wrote:
Scary Spice wrote:
Kryzbyn wrote:
I really really really wanna zig a zig ahh.
That's trademarked, mate. See you in court.

Fine, but can you tell me...

WTF IS IT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!?

It means I want someone to {redact} my {redacted} until my toes curl up and my {redacted} {redacts}

!!

Y-You can't do that in Nebraska!!

Nebraska is about the only place you can't. <redacted> <redacted> corn-<redacted> <redacted> <redacted> conservative <redacted> goat hopping <reacted> <redacted> <redacted> turtle hippies.


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Heh.
One thing we definately do not have in Nebraska is hippies.

God bless Nebraska <sniff>.


This place have so much fury! It high-fives Fawful's face!

Silver Crusade

Nyo! I will not <redacted> <redacted> <redacted> <redacted> superhero <redacted> <redacted> <redacted> Nebraskan hippie <redacted> <redacted> <redacted> to poop! A machine!


Yes, maybe, tomorrow, 42 years ago, sideways, with a machete.


RABBLE!!!


......!


Heh heh heh

Twenty-one!

Silver Crusade

Twenty two! Touch-Up for the touchdown!


POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!


......?


3dm$6# ;&gv *#5t 248 XK}!


Fizzbin: The Card Game for True Sentients!

The game can be played with a standard Earth deck of cards, despite the slightly differing deck on Beta Antares IV.

1) Each player gets six cards, except for the player on the dealer's right, who gets seven.

2) The second card is turned up, except on Tuesdays.

3) Two jacks are a "half-fizzbin".

4) If you have a half-fizzbin: a third jack is a "shralk" and results in disqualification;

5) One wants a king and a deuce, except at night, when one wants a queen and a four;

6) if a king had been dealt, the player would get another card, except when it is dark, in which case he'd have to give it back.

7) The top hand is a "royal fizzbin", but the odds against getting one are said to be "astronomical". So astronomical in fact that no one has ever been dealt one and no one can remember the cards required to compose a "royal fizzbin"

Shadow Lodge

That's almost as complex as Dragon Poker.

Well, no it isn't.


My God! It's full of shoes!


JACKPOTTING!!!

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