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Xannder eyes over the group to see if anyone else is injured. He notices some blood on Jims arm. Something got you to man, want me to take a look at it?
With all the talk about wishes Xannder chimes in again. What's the big deal about this wish? I've seen Bedazled, dude's going to drive us over to McDonalds if we ask for a Big Mac and Coke. If this really is some reality altering mystical thing, lets spend it on something awesome! Maybe we could all wish that I have the ability to heal all wounds and afflictions. Then I could heal you guys up, heal your friend, and then cure the towns people of Were-wolf-iness. Why would you spend it on moving about Dracula's house? We just gotta find Lancelot and ask him to give us the tour.
Sure Carson, let me see what sort of present that shadow thing left for you.
I'm taking a level of Field Medic... I really need to get my hands on a surgery Kit.
Hey bro, those wounds look pretty bad. I'm gonna have to save this belt for someone else... Probably you let's face it. But just in case someone else gets a little woozie at the first sight of blood, I will keep this thing to wake them up. Xannder turns to Joey. Man, Life is all about the long game. I am all for wishing for the D-man to be gone, but that is like wishing for your puppies bladder to be empty because you're to lazy to take him outside. I'm all for the rich and powerful play personally. Alternative choice would be lifetime VIP membership to the playboy mansion... Xannder holsters and slings his weapons. Then he start to re-dress Dom's Wounds.
Shadow deamons really are misunderstood creatures. I think he is looking for his teddy bear that he lost before infesting that genie think. Xannder says with a chuckle. Then he presses the magical belt again trying to heal Dom.
Xannder looks down at Dom and sees that the bleeding seems to have stopped on it's own. Lucky bastard, now try not to die in the next 30 seconds... He grabs Dom by the arm and drags him behind some cover. Let's hope this belt has a little bit more magic left in it!
Xannder rolls over to Dom and gets ready to try and stabilize him while taking a shot at the demon.
Dom, you need to stop dying on me Man!
Dom, did you just feint? Dom?!
Xannder gets singed by the black flames, but his disbelief keeps him from feeling the full effect of the spell. He fires another shot at the creature.
Xannder looks at the man quizzically and says. Hey man we are invited guests, just ask Alfred here. /unfortunately these things did not get the memo and managed to take a chunk out of my friends arm here... Seeing that he is not being very convincing, he fires a shot at the creatures head with his pistol.
Xannder looks over the wound that Dom took and tries to patch it up while they are moving.
Try not to put your arm in their mouth next time bud. Good job Jeeves. Got any other surprises intended to kill us?
I am back. Take it easy Roy, nice gaming with yah!
I am going to be out for the next two weeks due to being at my wedding/Honeymoon so I will have limited access. Please feel free to DMPC me and I will chime in if I have time. I will let you know when I get back into town.
That's a great question, I hope they are faring better than us!
Xannder pulls out his pistol and prepares to fire at any that get within 30 feet. Uh, Jeeves, is this how the master treats his guests?
Good call Joey... None of you are secretly Admiral Akbar right? Xannder chuckles to himself. Let's just hope that the food is good. I am not sure what vampires eat, but I am guessing it's not pizza.
Hey look guys, it's Alfred. Looks like there might be dinner plans in our future! Xannder says, chuckling.
Dude, are we just going to ignore the fact that a Genie is asking us to take down Jafar to get his lamp back for him? WTF is a Shadow Demon? Should I be worried about running into a seriously upset Gilbert Gottfried while we're down here? I mean, if you guys think this is normal; we can press on... But, seriously this is way past ridiculous at this point. Xannder blurts out not even thinking. He lets out a sigh and looks around the room for an exit. Maybe Sir Helsing will be able to help us find Shazam's magic stone thing after we finish killing Dracula. Magic lady, what can you tell us about Shadow Demons?
I have been working out, but I don't want to fight some fanged a#!&!%* because I moved up in weights... Wait this guy used to be a hero? Where are you from Nico? Xannder says full of himself.
You think the guy would know his own castle well enough to remember a hidden trap door... Guess we're goin' this way. Xannder moves to the door and listens for movement on the other side.
I will be happy to take point. Just don't leave me alone, would hate to turn around and not see you guys. Xannder stands and loads his white phosphorous magazine into his AR. He turns on his flashlight mounted to the barrel and begins to lead the party into the tunnel.
Xannder will request enough Silver bullets for 3 Magazine for his M16, and as many surgery kits as he can get his hands on.
I think it would be better to go in through a secret passage, definitely less obvious than knocking on the front door. Of course we do pass up the opportunity to pose as his landlords and hand him an eviction notice.
We're getting paid for this? Good to know there is at least a little light at the end of the tunnel.
Heh, that was my nickname in High School... What other alternatives do we have? I don't think I can stick stakes into my rifle, I don't have a lot of silver, I guess I could pick up a mirror from the Big Blue Machine before we head out there. Xannder says with a chuckle.
Good thinkin', wouldn't want them coming back... again. So what you been up to man? Where's the priest?
Xannder half joking and half serious will pick up a super soak-er and ask for holy water to fill it up with. He will pick up a couple gallons of water and ask for the town priest to bless them.
Xannder thanks the man and begins heading back to his car. So we should probably get some supplies if we are going to take down Dracula. You guys know of a Hunters-R-Us around here that would sell what we need pre-made? I'm all for DIY projects, but I think we are on a bit of a time crunch.
For the record, totally kidding about the whole Blade-sword thing... Xannder says rapidly and quickly corrects himself.I mean... Glad to know I could contribute to the discussion. Let's go get some pizza ingredients and invite the vamps over for a slumber party.
Is the blade made out of silver? I remember those Wesley Snipes movies about vampires had him using a sword. He also had a stake thrower, those elves have one of those?
I wasn't poking fun at you or the game, just trying to make wise cracks where I can (because of the character's personality). I don't need any new items to help me enjoy the game more :). But gun's don't need to be magical... Maybe a magical clip that doesn't require reloading. Or special ammunition that explodes on hit. Or a scope that provides an accuracy bonus because of an enchanted lens.
All these old weapons, haven't these people ever heard the expression "don't bring a knife to a gunfight?" If it really does what she says, I guess that means it's magical. Who here was in one of those medieval combat groups and feels good using Excalibur? Xannder looks at the rest of the group.
Sounds like a plan.
Well I guess that could have gone worse. Sorry about yer spell castin friend. We should probably still save her daughter though, don't need another lycan-pire walking around. Xannder shudders at the thought. I'll buy the first round once this is all done with, you all have been through hell. He then begins leaving the way they came.
Guardians? You talking about the Dragon? What the hell is going on here? Xannder has a confused look on his face and is trying to figure out the situation.
Just an FYI, I will be at Gencon till Monday so I may not respond to posts. If anything is being held up by me, please feel free to DMPC my character.
Xannder will give anyone medical attention that needs it prior to moving on.
This day just keeps getting worse, Dragons can be added to the list of things that exist now? How do all of these things manage to stay hidden so well all these years? Xannder says while dragging Roy over to Dom. I got one more use of this thing, I'll try to get you working again Roy. He activates the belt, using the last remaining charge for the day on Roy.
Then he begins looking at Dom's Wounds and attempts to stop the bleeding.
Xannder moves to S12 and will try to pick Dom up next round. When he gets there he takes a shot at the Dragon.
Hang in there bud, I'll get yah to safety.
Having hoisted Roy over his shoulder, Xannder moves to a nearby island and quickly sets him down behind some cover. He starts fumbling with his belt slapping it and tapping it, eventually he is able to get the magic to work and casts a spell on Roy.
No worries, My avatar didn't fit the personality of my character anyway :P.
Yeah, we're rough and tough and don't need no stinking magic items. Besides, we all have guns, who's going to use a shield/armor :P. In all seriousness I would have taken the belt, but if we did not comment on them then it is our fault we do not have them. Win some Lose some.
Preceding the Fane:
Xannder carries his M16 and a medical kit in order to avoid being weighed down while traveling through the swamp. Oh great, first there are vampires and Magic; now dragons are real too? This trip just keeps getting better guys. Xannder says while trying to move closer to Roy.
That sounds about right Mr. Bond. I think the only enemies we have are the Vampires at this point. Now that you mention it, most people have been super friendly given the state of things. We did run into some zombies being fought off by King Arthur, but he turned out to be friendly as well. Wonder if he found the holy grail yet...
Maybe she is just taking more time to clear out the swamp thingy. I mean we had us and that hottie from Dept. 7 to take down the mountain fane. Of course, she might be in over her head and need our help. Maybe we should go looking for her. Anyone watch some Bear Grills videos on how to survive in a swamp?
I'm trying to go towards some sort of healer, I did not know what dedicated was when I picked it (never played D20 modern)... Now I have optimized my character around healing, but sources are really limited in this system. I may actually have to pick up a PDF or something.
That guy at the bar? Yeah, real nice... Could use a cooking class though. Xannder extends his hand eagerly. Names Xannder, nice to meet you Jim. Couldn't help but notice your last name is Covert. That what it says on your birth certificate? Kinda a strange last name. He chuckles to himself.
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