Having left myself logged in, I find it appropriate to mention my love for both my Venture officers--Steven Huffstutler and Walter Sheppard.
Let it be known throughout the land my admiration for their wise council, amazing intellect, mirthful nature, and their ability to grow the finest of beards.
I acknowledge my cowardice, craven nature, and confess my love of the color yellow. I renounce my love of Rangers and shields, vowing to nevermore dabble in their questionable arts.
