Spider Eater

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1 post. Alias of Mike Welham (Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012).


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I wanted to clear up some misconceptions buzzing around the web, as it were.

First of all, we only target criminals. Y'know, murderers, tax collectors, and the criminally delicious. It's why we look so hideous, to strike fear into the hearts of wrongdoers. So, despite the reputation, we're actually bene...

Oh, excuse me, that elf throwing flowers on the ground is littering.

<flies off>

Sir or madam, you have been found guilty of deliciously littering. I'm afraid I must sting you now.