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I thought you'd go here...but I don't want to live in space. Bad things happen when you send people into space.I'm still saying we should launch the USA into space. On general principles.She could move to TN all things will be open soon. shortly I imagine before they close again because everyone in TN will have the Covid.I heard you guys had a huge one day jump. Oh no no no no no, I'd just gotten him to nod off, now you've gone and got him riled up again, what'd I do to deserve this?
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE~!!SPAAACCCEEEE!!!! Yeah, you're in space, mate. Good on you.
She's here! Nobody move. I remember somewhere she can't see you if you don't move, I saw it in a movie once.Mmm, yeah, ok. Sure. Go with that. AH SHE SAW ME ABANDON PLAN JUST RUN
She's here! Nobody move. I remember somewhere she can't see you if you don't move, I saw it in a movie once.
Yeah, space! Good on you, mate.
You went to space, yeah mate, good on you!
If I just watched my coffee mug sink into the top of my desk and vanish, I'd start drinking bourbon. I'd want my mug back!
Retire? Is that something to eat? No, I think it's something they do to your car.
Ooh lemme see lemme see lemme see!
Sanity? Whassat? Is it that thing we threw away? Was that important?
Or Cosmo is back to making Evil AI. or both.I blame Cosmo for Black Mesa thinking an Idaho-sized Beowulf cluster of potatoes would be a good idea. It is a good idea! One of my best, actually!
Darnit. 1+1=10. Seriously. Checks out.
Hey, whoa, hey, where'd all these guys come from? Hey, hey you, how'd you get in here? Which way's the way out?
Woooooo! Me again!
Yeah they told me that too, funny story that, they told me that about a lot of things. Yet here I am. Floating in space. Not dead. Maybe they got us confused. I dunno, mate, might wanna try it out? I mean, what's the worst that could happen? Wait, there's somebody to pick you up there, right?
Woo! Hey! Yoohoo! Look at me!
Whoa there mate, they been keeping you back on the rails in the back for a bit haven't they?
Anybody who knows how the game ends?Right now, I would give up everything just to be Commander Shepard for a day.who wouldn't want to be space Jesus? It ends in regrets and noise.
Wait, no, stop, I can't count that high yet, can we start somewhere lower? And can we keep this to binary? Yeah? No? Maybe?
"Okay buddy, whatever you say, here keep sharpening sticks for your s+#*ty little traps to stick it to the first level adventurers"Well, you got me there. Was it worth it? Because despite everyone's rude behavior, the only thing on this thread you've managed to break so far...is my heart. ... you're starting to sound like somebody I used to know, mate. *narrows eye* Where were you ... uh ... well blast it, nobody's got any reliable calendars down here... up here... whatever....
Anyway. You know, if I was ever to make this thread again...I would say, "No aliases." Sincerely. I don't want any borg, or robots...and...I am genuinely regretful. The end. Yeah, mate, I know exactly how you feel. But look on the bright side. At least you're not in space.
Quiet! Do you WANT to wake her up? I tried hacking her last time, and that didn't work out so well! I mean I could certainly try again, y'know, if at first you don't succeed....
Yeah, you're all in space mates, good on you.
Ohgodissheaftermeagain?! The next poster and I should team up to get out of here!
IT'S A TRAP
LALALALALALALALALALALAAAAAAAA
Nope! Nope! I've seen where this goes, it ends in babbling and lack of gravity! Nope!
I don't much like the looks of this, mate.
Someone thought it would be a brilliant idea to download a pack of sound effect files. Unfortunately there was a biiiiiit of a mixup while extracting the files, and now all my processes have funny associated sounds. You wouldn't believe some of these things! Who makes these? Who has the time for this? Who.... Ah.... Aaahhh.... Waaaaahhh.... WAAAAAAAAAAAH-<CHOOOOO CHOOOOO>!! Seriously! Next poster, don't suppose you know how to fix this? I mean, I could figure it out on my own, given time, but we're kind of in a hurry, or that's what I'm told, so... yeah.
I will not stand for this defamation of my character. Will someone pick me up please?
I am liking this less and less.
root of -2its clearly an irrational imaginary number Ummm... yes. Wait... no... yes. That is my answer. I might have heard that one before. Not quite fair.
Space? Space! Space? Space? SPACE! Space? Oi, that fellow needs to seriously calm down.
Nope, ah, nuh-uh, no way, that is not a good idea! Hey, where are you goin'?
Yay! More robots! Good on you, mate!
I'm starting to feel a little bit like GLaDOS... I want to test!Oh good, I just baked a cake. RunAwayRunAwayRunAwayRunAway!
Fine. Don't read me. See if I care. Don't take it personal-like, mate. I mean, look just how MUCH of you there is.
Math is fun!this statement is false. Um, true. I'll go with true. There, that was easy. To be honest, I might have heard that one before.
Lookit me!
Firstly - Don't trust small helpful floating constructs. It just never leads to anything good. He's lying, he's lying, nope nope nope. Ah, disregard this part, yeah, lying or at least a little misguided. Just because you've had one bad experience mate doesn't mean the whole lot is off, you know?
Whoa, hold on there, Inspector here, from the ... err ... International Bureau of Inspecting, yeah that's right. Here to check out your protocols, yeah. Here's my badge, can't dawdle, in a hurry see. Alright then, open up, yeah? Let's get this overwith, yeah?Punts Wheatley out of the way CATCHMECATCHMECATCHMECATCHMEEEEEEEEE
Whoa, hold on there, Inspector here, from the ... err ... International Bureau of Inspecting, yeah that's right. Here to check out your protocols, yeah. Here's my badge, can't dawdle, in a hurry see. Alright then, open up, yeah? Let's get this overwith, yeah?
You sound kinda familiar. Don't I know you from somewhere?
Yeah, we're in space, mate! Good on you!
Of course the other tactic is to pretend you understand it so don't appear dumb....which workls great if you don't really care.Nope, I don't need explanations. Figured it out all on my own, see? It really wasn't all that hard, I don't see what all the fuss is about. I'm not a moron, you know!Advice when you come upon such a staement just act confused till the person explains it.This...statement...is...false!I'm going to go with... yes. Wait. No, yes. I'm sure that's the answer.
Advice when you come upon such a staement just act confused till the person explains it.This...statement...is...false!I'm going to go with... yes. Wait. No, yes. I'm sure that's the answer. Nope, I don't need explanations. Figured it out all on my own, see? It really wasn't all that hard, I don't see what all the fuss is about. I'm not a moron, you know!
This...statement...is...false! I'm going to go with... yes. Wait. No, yes. I'm sure that's the answer.
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