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A red-skinned man wearing a devilish carnival mask with far too many piranha-like teeth grunts to his horse and stops his caravan a few feet away. The lead wagon is styled like a dinged carnie sideshow sporting bottled freaks and gilded curios. You blink, and suddenly notice the driver's face is far too realistic and only the horns are papier-mache. He grins, or rather, he's always been grinning... Tidings. Maledeto - traveling circus extraordinaire! Or what's left of it, rather. Had a run-in with an urdefhan outpost near the Sightless Sea. Imagine, slavers becoming slaves! What irony there! Agh, said too much. Talk to the caravan master 'ere you have any business. **** Caravan vanity + intimidate character = much gp.
A red-skinned veteran in matte black plate mail carrying a banner with an image of impaled orc skull beside the heraldry of the Sword Oath, stops to snicker Yes...yes, we work for Luminous Rightyness and all that. NOT for the chance to loot Sarkorian ruins or help refugees with their fortunes. By Shei, how I love being good.
Wherever the caravan rides, fear shall follo...auugh, *spits* I can't do this stuff, boss-o. Ask one of the gnomes, they love t'put on airs. I do the practicals. Caravan vanity: 5 pp, +1 bonus: 1 trait, taking 10 on Intimidate to get 35: priceless disclaimer: Yeah, yeah, it could be 13-15 points higher. That would mean spending actual resources though. And the bonus is high enough to scare all but some large monsters with class level-bloated hd's. |
