Victor Von Doom, PhD.'s page

Set wrote:

Nice picture! I'm not terribly sure what that squirrel is hoping to accomplish, but bless him for trying!

Hey dont diss the squirrels a pack of them brought down Doctor Doom once.

Not true. In fact, it wasn't even a proper Doombot. It was a cheap knockoff copy of a Doombot made by a renegade Stark Industries employee.

They fight, I win.

I want to make it clear. Although I could win by time-traveling back and killing, say, the maternal grandmother of Thomas Wayne at age four, such tactics are beneath me. So, if Batman by some concatenation of improbable events did manage to defeat me, it would only be because I was too honorable to simply erase him from existence. Which would mean, in fact, the one who defeated me would be DOOM!

You know Alfred? Guy who raised Bruce Wayne for years? Knows all Batman's secrets?

Yeah, he's one of my robots. Has been ever since the original died of a heart attack upon hearing that Martha Wayne had been murdered. Just on the off chance that I might need an ace in the hole in the DC multiverse.

Such are the deep-laid plans of DOOM!