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Maybe I can ask Dr. Alphys to help invent a lock-destroying device to get into locked threads. Although I suppose it's always easier to smash any locked door into millions of tiny pieces!

So what's your favorite anime? Dr. Alphys was telling me about these cool things called anime, which have lots of cool stories. And the best part was that they were all true: everything that happens in an anime happened in the human world for real!
Although the other day she made some joke about anime maybe being fake, like they were works of fiction or something. But I know she can't really have meant it.

Undyne the Undying wrote:

Crush that spaghetti into oblivion! Hit it with a spatula like you are striking down a vile human!

You don't use a spatula. It's a sponge or washcloth. Also some sort of non-harmful soap.

Why do I have to tell you this?! You're a fish! You should know the beneficial properties of water when dealing with vile things!

>:(

You're tellin' me? I fainted after running after that dang human into the Hotland, and it would have been a lot easier for me to recover if someone had poured a glass of water on me. There was even a convenient water dispensary right there! Next time I see a human, I won't let them get away. I'll ERASE THEM FROM REALITY!

Crush that spaghetti into oblivion! Hit it with a spatula like you are striking down a vile human!

IT'S TOTALLY UNFAIR THAT I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, CAN'T GET IN TO THE ROYAL GUARD JUST BECAUSE I'M A MARTIAL AND SOME PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE WORD ANIME MEANS. IT'S A STYLE OF ANIMATION, AND TALKING ABOUT AN 'ANIME PEN-AND-PAPER GAME' MAKES ABOUT AS MUCH SENSE AS A 'MASSIVELY MULTIPLAYER ONLINE GAME ON PAPER,' I.E., IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE AT ALL. OR THAT TEARING APART MOUNTAINS WITH YOUR BARE HANDS IS SOMETHING HERAKLES DID IN WESTERN LITERATURE THOUSANDS OF YEARS BEFORE ANIME. IF YOU DON'T SEE WHAT'S SILLY ABOUT COMPLAINING ABOUT 'ANIME' IN PATHFINDER, I'LL BE FORCED TO ASK UNDYNE FOR HELP!

Wait, what?!? You must be joking! Dr. Alphys was telling me about these cool documentaries called anime. Are you saying those aren't real? I don't know if I want to live in a world where anime isn't real!