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DID post haste and the eccentric theatre of sock puppetry
If you are seeing red hots, seek medical attention immediately.
yay - I'm the current winner!
Dangerous Artifact Handler Aura: moderate Trans CL:5 10000gp
The Great Activator [headband] Aura: minor Illusion CL:16 22000gp
all the fab creetures on Tick-Tack use probiotic fiber(dextrin) for quaffing their horse-deouvers n riders. You can get some from Priscilla, Whipped Queen of tha Dessert.
Patti Cakes salad... with green olives, cottage cheese, lime jello, an cool whip. Her last capers got cut short.
that's why Michigan has so many jello salads
Old Feller... the sad story about a boy and his jaundiced grandpa
The Sound of Muzak... zzzzz
Maury Poppins... a show where a governor in drag gives paternity tests with hyped drama across a band of kooky characters and children.
Spicy Chek Mix as the PC's may not be crunchy enough
AwesomenessDog said some silly stuff
stow them in a portable hole with air, food, and water?
Same. let the bloodrager's blood ragin begin...
anything by Kyle Baird @( * O * )@
if you eat a figment you're hungry 1r later...
IKEA creatures require large yellow or blue bags and all of their objects have half the usual HPs...
probably the same reason my flatulence doesn't smell bad...
Disguise check 35... what? Sir, I am Guy de Lombard, the ownour of a small french outpost near londown with the grail light atop zee towour an chevalier of the renown Taunter Knights... I do not know theze persons...
it's the [CL/2]d8 Friends & Family plan.
still as tall as I was during the PF1 publishing time but "hope springs eternal" for my diet... it's a losing battle.
absolutely! There's a guy at the used carriage lot at Abrigail & Thrune who has a special contract with easy down payments that you can sign. Tell them you want the 'hell fire' special 'n "behind tha desk" Carri sent ya - thanks 8^)
ever since I joined The Comets our rise has been meteoric. We played our Starstone finale a millennia ago to a sold out crowd. Luckily by the time it gets to you the rock is two-handed in size percussion instrument but moving at 160000 mph. It's a blast.
since any part of the monk counts..., put the rune on their codpiece so it will double in HPs (as though it was twice as big) when they use it for an unarmed attack!
with that simply put the dead chaos beasts in a bag of holding and cast True Resurrection to get your friends back. Use an Antimagic Field to get their stuff off the corpses. Once the antimagic ends cast Create Greater Undead on the corpses to get your permanently transformed devourer chaos beast(s) under your command. Just don't ever cast Break Enchantment on them... they are basically immune to future exposure to the Larva's Maddening Song and Liberated Flesh effects.
appears to be a game of squash
This may be how "Bloody Mary", the first Killer Tomato got her start...
"The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ product numbers, Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line, Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.” Oh-my Shazamm
a grappling druid with a Rod of Splendor walks into a bar of Succubi and offers one his family jewels...no - he's not bragging.
I waz gonna say because nobody makes tighty-whiteys and shoes that big and that puts you in a bind or leaves you free wheeling...
nah - It's because dogs and horses are better at poetry than goblins which is how the grudge started at a drunken limerick contest many moons ago...
This was something I got to thinking about... I wonder where my Cayden Cailean retroactive post copyright royalty checks are...
I managed to summon sumthing callin itself aza-toot using ChatGeneralSummonsBot... hard to tell with all that 12 tone flute music... he had some smooth dance moves though...
stop squeezing the babies! 8^0
IDK, every time I get a carrier pidgeon I'm hungy an hour later... why squab-ble about it...
my local hedgewitch agrees that it's magical and the source of selfies(narcissistic doppelgangers), twilight novel fan clubs, and one bardic ballad about the ninth try of using the potion...
has it been 42yrs already?
they are delicious
at a feat per weapon proficiency martial classes are way overpowered. unchain them so they pick up 1 martial proficiency per level... with a golf bag of weapons when do they have time for skills? Caddy, toss me a +3 disruptive shotel with the beer helmet for this dessert wraith! stop the abuse of the front loaded every weapon class! ;^)
this thread hosts a discharge of bilious spoilers...
Monkeys at Church in Texas
show up in a Girl Sprout uniform with a small cart of cookies and offer up Good advice and cookies at 20GP a box. That should sting any patron of Evil. 8^0
ooooohhh shield of sticks and boiled ratskin armor! Now we're talking about the nitty gritty campaigns where armor costs hard earned (or found) coppers or you trap and eat your way into a hide shirt 8^) |