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Toblacane Alemardo CG Half orc Swashbuckler [Whirling Dervish][Favored Class Swashbuckler 4 skills]
BaB 4 AC: 20(4 dex, 5 armor, 1 dodge) TAC: 15 FF: 15 HP: 40 Fort: 6 Ref: 10 Will: 4 Init +6

Str: 13
Dex: 16+2
Con: 16
Int: 7
Wis: 13
Cha: 17+1

Half orc:
+2 Dex
Dusksighted: (Replaces weapon familiarity) Can roll twice for ranged miss chance due to cover in dim light. More importantly, low light vision
Darkvision 60ft
+2 intimidate:
Sacred Tattoo: (Trades out ferocity) +1 luck bonus on all saves

Skills: Ranks Stat Class Misc Total
Intimidate: 4 4 Y 7 18
Bluff 4 4 Y 0 11
Athletics 4 1 Y 1 9
Background:
Slight of hand 4 4 Y 0 11
Lingustics 4 -2 N 0 2

Lingustics: Common, Orcish, Elvish, Dwarven, Draconic, Aklo (But he can't read)

Class Features:
Panache: 4
-Regained on a Crit with a swashbuckler weapon
-Regained on Knocking someone out with non-lethal damage, or evil undead/outsider
-Regained if an evil-doer with at least 1/2 HD surrenders

Deeds:
Oppertune repost and parry (Super cool)
Derring-Do (Don't use this)
Dodging Panache (Don't use this)
Kip-Up (With 1 panache point, stand as a move that doesn't provoke, use a panache to stand as a swift)
Precise Strike (With 1 panache, add lvl to damage, use a panache to double this, swapped out menacing swordplay for hilt hammer, which allows me to halve the precise strike damage, but make it not precision damage)
Swashbuckler Initative (With 1 panache, +2 init, and can draw a weapon)

Charmed Life 3/day add cha to your saving throw
+1 dodge bonus
4th level bonus feat
Can use dex to damage with swashbuckler weapons

Feats:
1st: Bludgeoner
1st: Superior Swashbuckling Weapon Finesse
3rd: Enforcer
4th: Hurtful
4th Level Dervish Dance

Traits:
Unlearned: Choose one Knowledge skill.(Knowledge Nature, he knows what bunnies are) You cannot attempt untrained Knowledge checks with any other Knowledge skills, even if the check’s DC is 10 or lower. If you have access to a library that covers a specific Knowledge skill, you may attempt an untrained Knowledge check with a –2 penalty.
Fates Favored: +1 to all luck bonuses
Armor Expert: -1 ACP
Power of Suggestion: You may make a Bluff check to make observers believe that an object in your possession is actually a different object entirely. The DC for the check is 20 for items of a similar size, shape, and color (such as a glaive and a quarterstaff). Items of a different shape, size, or color raise the DC by 5 for each dissimilar aspect, or more if the dissimilarity is extreme. This deception lasts 1 minute; if the item is still in view, the observers may recognize their error unless you make another bluff check.

Stuff:
7200
+1 Chain Shirt (1400)
Hat of intimidation +5 (2550)(50GP hat lumped into the cost)
+1 Morningstar (2308)
Scarf(5gp)
Sleeves of many garments (200)
Masterwork Backpack (50)
687 gp remaining

Murder Table:
Morningstar smack: +9(1d8+9)
Power-Morning-Smack +7 (1d8+13)
Sling: +8(1d3+1)

Description: You see before you, the quinticential swashbuckler. Fancy hat with a feather in it, nice, but somewhat worn down clothes, and a grin that goes from ear to ear. The only thing off about this dashing orc is their choice of weapon. You see, Toblacane's prefered weapon of choice is the morningstar, which he whips about with narry a care for who's eye he might put out. Even more shocking is that it seems to work, being able to completely parry and even somehow riposte with the unweildy thing. Standing about 5'6", with shoulder length brown hair, and brown eyes, this fellow is quick to greet you with a warm handshake, a pat on the back, and a stiff drink, provided you've got the time to listen to him ramble. A drinker, a braggart, a self perceived ladies man, never one to forget a favor, and surprisingly good at making sure his debts are paid on time.

Two men circle each other in the street. One appears to be a thuggish type, a sneering lout, probably none too bright. The other wears bright red clothing, with a cloak and swashbuckler's hat. His greenish skin indicates orcish blood, but his stance and fine boots indicate some sort of fencer. The thug roars, lunging forward, a knife springing into his hand. There is the sound of metal on metal, and you can see that the mysterious red-cloaked figure has blocked the knife, inches from his throat. What is surprising though is that instead of using a rapier, or even a blade at all, the man stands holding a morningstar. With a quick flourish, the man raps the thug on the knuckles with his weapon, and turns his back, walking away. There is cheering from the gathered crowd, and a few coins are tossed, presumably by those who thought this was some sort of performance.

Toblacane's real name is not Toblacane. Both of his parents were both half orcs, living in a human society, and wished for their son to integrate even further, raising him as a human, and giving him a human name, although what that name was, he refuses to share. His mother raised him on tales of great fighters, who could dodge and parry with great ease. These stories stuck with the young half orc, and he sought to one day be emulate the heroes of his mother's stories. However, Toblacane was and still isn't the brightest lad, and somewhere in the stylish asthetics, he got a little mixed up. He knew that the fancy hat and boots were neccicary, but what about the weapon? Toblacane, who had recently left his home to make his fortune (much to the trepidation of his parents) couldn't quite remember what they were supposed to use. So he just did what came naturally to him, and that was grabbing a morningstar, and trying to fence with it. Against all the odds, it worked.

Toblacane has gone on several adventures, and some of them haven't even gone terribly! His father, determined to make sure that Toblacane had a good education had gotten him tutored in several different languages, but alas, he could only speak them, being unable or unwilling to read. Nevertheless, he has taken on several translating jobs, due to his fluency in several useful languages. He delights in aiding what he interprets as being the meek, and will come to the aid of anyone who asks him. This has lead to him fighting many bandits, and on one notible occasion, being part of a group that took down a hydra. Toblacane's skills there were incredibly useful, as despite his lackluster intellect, when told that the heads regenerated, he merely responded that, "I'll hit it in the body then I guess!" He has accumulated a smattering of magical gear from the work that he has done, but he feels it is time to move on to bigger and better adventures, seeking to strike feat into the hearts of even more evil-doers, and to protect the meek as a true hero of the people.

Note: Despite the fact that Toblacane cannot read or write, he often dictates letters to be delivered to his parents house detailing his exploits. Most recently when he returned home, his mother had made for him a beautiful red hat, which he promptly got enchanted as quickly as possible to repel dirt.