The Wan King O'Nania's page

Ye-e-s! Break out the Ouijumanji board, and let the Void feast upon the tatters of your blighted spirit!

Rysky wrote:

Temple of Calistria. Problem solved.

Their services aren't free.

"Scumbag for hire," not "scumbag who hires other people."

Step this way and view my very very special caryatid pillars (nb: not a euphemism. This time)

Alternatively, take a level or two in Arcane [redacted]ster and learn the super-duper spell Bigby's Hairy Palm, by my Royal Command!

I'm a professional. It's my job.

The next poster has a cure for hair on the palms.