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This is just stupid... stupid spiders... stupid gravity..

She holds out her hand towards the spider her friends are fighting, muttering something a guttural demonic voice as suddenly the ground beneath it becomes slick.

Standard attempt to move, fail, free action, fall to prone, move action to stand, standard action to cast grease, reflex save 12.

A mysterious cloaked figure swings into the middle of the encounter snatches The Black Maiden's vigilante union card from her, and rubber stamps it with the word: PROBATIONARY! in big red letters. He nods somberly, and then sings his way out of the scene.

Exits stage left.