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Yum crab cakes … with tartar sauce.

Soooo,...

I felt like crud all day yesterday, and this morning. So I went to the clinic.

Yep. I has 'The Cuuf' ;P

Gotta isolate for the next 10 days,
But I DO qualify for a 'Antibody Infusion', so I will be getting THAT as soon as they call me back to schedule it! :)

In teh meanwhile, I'll post as long as I feel up to it. :P
I have a feeling this will get worse before it gets better. :(

Good luck my friend. Thoughts with you on a quick recovery.

That sounds great hope everyone "Breaks a leg" in the production. Very creative why to incorporate the need for masks.

How is everyone holding up?

Sorry guys I have been away just got back and was having a heck of a time actually logging in. Seems to have been able to fix the issue and back on.

So with the free spells it says research time I was thinking of Animate Dead I as well as sickening ray for my free spells. My thought was Narl's job at the library might allow him access to certain research that might assist his location or figuring out how to cast those spells. But I will leave it up to you to determine if either of these are okay?

So is there a chance to get new spells? Narl still has free spells available to him for his spell book. How do you normally handle that sort of thing?

"free time" that time when you should be sleeping or doing other things .

Sorry I have been incognito this last week. Have been preparing the house for a refinance and doing a lot of work around the house in our "free" time. When not working and caring for the grand kids and helping them with their school from ZOOM.

what is the new business you started?

Yes I have had that problem too.

"Yes .. Yes I can eat them no problem. " His tongue lashes out around Malvel preventing him from moving his hands or even speaking the saliva being a a paralytic completely paralyzes the wizard preventing any spells or somatic gestures. Nasty then pulls Malvel into his gullet as if in slow motion. Nasty's jaws manage to unhinge and grow larger enough to accomodate his entire body in one fell swoop the wizard is swallowed whole.

"Okay no more talky Talky bad guy."

"So all these talky people making my head hurt. .... Can I eat one of them?"

Did someone say eating?

"Wait what happened to Schism?" He looks around for her not sure what happened.

Looking at Vampire Schism "You sort of look like her ... but smell weird."

"Why is bad hair piece guy back?"

Finally seeing Schism's lifeless body Nasty picks her body up gently and breaths into her mouth. The sheer power of his essence breathed into her body brings her back to life body healed as some of his regenerative powers are transferred over to her body.

I love cocktails .... Manhattan's lately, Rob Roy's are also fun. Love a Hemingway daiquiri, an aviation as well as a sidecar.

Ca't remember if I mentioned Bibb and Tucker Small Batch I am enjoying it on the rocks.

When I was in Greece recently I was drinking myself some Ouzo ... on ice I do like it.

Also when I was there saw for the first time Hendrick's Midsommer Solstice. Haven't had it yet ... but plan to try it.

Looking at Schism a moment not understanding what is going on. Dazed perhaps from his sudden imprisonment. He looks dumbfounded.

"Okay me eat crazy old man? Or weird, ugly guy with purple robes? and bad hair piece? Cause I don't think he is actually there. He has no smell. "

"So old talky talk guy. Me eat him right Schism?"

Hey wait ... can't I eat some zebra too? Or maybe eat the kitty eating the zebra? It would be like that turducken humans eat or what my Ma made elfgnoling a elf stuffed with a gnome stuffed with a halfling. That stuff tasted amazing. You all should try it."

Nasty orc says as he begins to drool uncontrollably as he wanders towards the three headed lion eating the zebra foal without fear knowing he could eat the creature without much trouble.

Looking back at Schism. "Can I eat the kitty? I know a really good recipe for it."

*Comes up behind the Nasty Orc and taps on the head.

There, there.

He looks around and sighs. "Hey get back in my belly." His prehensile tongue lashes out around the Midgaard Serpents massive body and suddenly pulls the entire creature back into his mouth as the colossal sized creature gets sucked back into his gullet. Nasty pauses for a moment almost has some clarity of mind and thought but that is lost once more as the huger returns as does the curse to help keep the world protected. yet the magical pony which almost destroyed this and many other universes is expelled back onto the earth. Nasty Orc looking sadly at a creature he is not allowed to eat.

Oooops sorry Schism ... wait no thats something else. I think its halfling or maybe gnome? Let me taste it that will tell me what it is.

"Wait ... Big Serpent already in belly hmmm ... not make me any less hungry."

Indeed as the pony appears in nasty's stomach the curse he is under which can never be broken least the Midgaard Serpent be released upon the world still makes him hungry and the pony despite Aduro's powerful enchantments is dissolved by Nasty's stomach acids least Aduro wishes to release a more powerful world ending beast upon them and the world.

There you are Schism I have been looking all over for you.

"Oh Boy ... that pony looks really tasty." Looking at Schism.

"Can I eat it? .... PLEASEEEEEEE They taste so good."

Picked up a bottle of Grangestone Port cask ... not a big fan of it though. I was hoping to try something new and good ... this was not it.
I usually like port cask scotches though so slightly disappointed.

But did try High West Bourbon and that was pretty good.

My Humps

The Black Eyed Peas

"Necklace? I don't remember getting a a necklace ... Schism did I get a necklace? Maybe I ate it?"

"What are we looking at?" "I am hungry. Those doggies didn't taste too good and my tongue swelled up ... but it's better now."

Midgard Serpent is banned for getting out of my belly. Get back in my belly already.

"Oh goodie food has arrived." Looking at Schism. "Am I allowed to eat them? Right, " without waiting for an answer. . "nobody will notice one of them missing.

His prehensile tongue lashes out wrapping around one of the hyena type creatures and pulls it quickly back into his mouth in a flash and there there were only five hyena creatures. As he gobbles down the creature it tries to fight but these things are no Midgard serpent and the fighting is futile. Everyone can see the hyena pushing at his belly as it is slowly digested. Nasty then takes his club out ready for a fight now that he has a large meal already in his belly.

Wait .... lots of monsters in the way? So ... that means lots of stuff to eat right?" "OH GOODIE, GOODIE, GOODIE . NASTY ORC SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. LETS GOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!" He says jumping up and down like a 5 year old on Christmas morning.

"Oh boy, worms I love worms. My mom used to fry them up for me when I was young. Them was good times. She would serve them with halfling livers. "

His prehensile tongue lashes around the neothelid and swallows it whole

A big smile goes u on his face. "I once ate a purple worm each day for 15 days and I won this nifty club in a bet. " He shows his adamantine ringed club. "They didn't think I could do it. But I did."

I like smashing trolls and ogres ... trolls more because they grow back and then I can bash em again.

Oh I am hungry you have any treats Schism?

Hey Schism I am right here. Oh were you talking about me?

MB Roland -- at 108 proof and NAS (no age statement -- and it tastes young!) is harsh and unappealing neat. Adding a splash of water, though, turned it into a massive toffee/butterscotch bomb that just wouldn't quit.

So I am not sure ... does that mean you liked it or not?

(Not unless it is an acid resistant troll).

Nasty orc takes a huge goob of pudding dipping the troll meat into it and scarfs it down.

"Hmm , kinda of yummie like those pudding bowls Mommie used to make and we dipped halfling fingers in them.

looks like this thread is pretty alive and well.

Who is Figgy? I guess I would eat their pudding.

"Oh goodie our AM HEALER is back.

I am here ... and I am hungry too any trolls or pudding left? I really like pudding especially black and white together oh and blood pudding.

I was never planning on getting into a playtest. After playing Starfinder, I had a sad taste in my mouth. It's too clean, too aware, too flat for my tastes. I have no doubt PF2 will be more of the same. Not knocking the taste of those who like that, but it isn't for me.

No. I returned for you guys.

Hurray Sissyl is back ....

Monster roll: 1d122 ⇒ 101 Oh Boy here comes my food deliver Oh goodie spicy food
101. Vetrix the Poison Dragon. Might cause a little tummy upset but totally worth it. Wraps his tongue around the neck of the dragon and pulls it into his gullet with one gulp.

"Yummie and spicy too."

wonder what it tastes like?

Sad puppy. Me miss this group.

Ah the whole pizza argument ... I know you are likely to not be happy with me about this Freehold but I need to say it. I like the bar room pizza you get in Massachusetts I know it is likely to be sacrilegious for saying so but there it is Gruumash's dirty little secret. One of my favorites is Cape Cod Pizza in Brockton.

Nasty looks around to make sure nothing can eat or hurt his friend. Seeing nothing he says.

"Yes come down looks safe. Not much to eat though. Another door. Smells nice down here like good food."

Nasty looks around to see if he can see anything.

"Hmmm not sure I see anything."

"Huh ... did you say lunch? Where?"

He heads off down the shaft that Schism mentions is down the shaft. He meanders down that way club in hand.

The Mad Comrade wrote:

DungeonmasterCal wrote:

It's a sunny, warm Spring day here in Central Arkansas. But it's a meh kinda day for me. My knee is swollen and hurting enough that I can't enjoy walking the dogs.

Gripe grumble gripe gripe grumble...

Have you been getting in any grillin' chow therapy as prescribed last year, DMCal? *grin*

Sigh...no. The grill has stopped working. Lines are clogged or something.

Oh no that is horrible.

He was like a brother to me.

The next poster pulled my finger ....

Nasty smiles as his lolling tongue swings around and grabs hold of a few of the snakes and stuffs them into his gullet.
"Thanks Jenny."

Nasty finishes walking down the steps into the room. He looks around for any living little critter and shots his tongue out like a frog or toad to grab the creature and munches down on them with a sickening crunch.

"So anything in this room?" He looks around for another door or exit.

He pouts ... "Can't I eat like three of them? I mean there are a lot right ?"