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After thinking for a moment the Mad Bomber exits the room into the previous chamber

"Hold on"

She returns with some water from the pool cupped in her hands. She walks back to the statue and pours the water into the indentation.

"Let's see what that does"

"What's with all of these alters then?"

Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18

darn

Through the door then

I think we are waiting for the result of the trap check

I think the pool was supposed to be our Macguffin

"Jeez someone sure went through a lot of effort to make this place seem totally ridiculous"

"No, I think it missed me"

Reflex: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23

Uh no, I'll be going down first. Try and keep me from MAH TREASURE and I'll cut your gosh durned fingers off

"Oh good, see you had me thinking this was going to be boring."

She chuckles nervously.

"Oh you're so tense! Just relax." She moves to the other side of the alter and starts to pull.

I'm a helper!

"HA!"
It's a hearty laugh that resounds of the walls of the church/
"HAHAHAHAHA... oh wait, you're serious."

"That's uh... that's nice. Not really what I was going for but hey, who cares?"

"Money?"

"Anyone else notice this sudden wind?"

Taking 20 on the perception check

After a few minutes she speaks up:
"Looks like the lights are on but nobodies home, and considering I distinctly don't remember breaking any windows on the way in here, curiously breezy.

She approaches the alter intent on making progress towards their prize.

But it is good for that DC 20 perception check

So can we take 20 on those rolls?

"Tch, what do you know?

"A barbRarian! Huh? Get it?"

Good lord most of my friends would have me lynched if they ever heard me say that

"Oh! I have a joke!" apparently she only caught on to the last part of Suzhens statement. "What do you call a barbarian that likes to read?"

She falls silent for a moment, waiting for Suzhen to finish her work. After only a few minutes she grows impatient once again: "I don't see why we are going through all of this trouble. I mean it's a crypt, full of dead people, what would they care about some relic? It's not like this Saint person is actually gonna be strutting around holding the damned thing right?"

Let me know if my character ever crosses the border between mildly amusing and annoying (or if I've already gone there), I'll try and tone it down if it gets to that point

"I- but... but the guy... you- uhhhh"

She sighs, letting her arms fall by her sides.

"Jeez, you guys sure are a strange bunch for graverobbers."

"I tried to jump through the window, but nooooooo. I guess that's not what we mean by 'jumping into the action'."

She looks flustered

"Fine, sorry for trying to do things with a little style."

She turns to Karthan, throwing her hands in the air.

"Have you no flair for the dramatic!? Have you no magnificence in your soul!? Psh, knocking... What are we, savages?"

The Mad Bomber stands in annoyance upon seeing the lock, tapping her foot impatiently. She turns to the rest of the group:

"Door's locked, I say we go through the window."

Investigate the door and windows, are they locked or can we just waltz right in?

Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13

Alright I think I've got a working character here: meet the mad bomber, replacement character for Oswin. She's basically just a stat block and I don't have a name or backstory for her yet. Let me know if you still want me to play.