PCs: Jack, Bard9, and Chey, Rogue9
Adventure: Tides of Dread
Location: First approach to Farshore
Summary: "Oh look! Pirates! How cute. Can I have them, can I, please?"
After Here There Be Monsters, the Olman spared a few canoes to row Jack and Chey (Rogue9) to Farshore.
Following behind them (unable to make the session) were Vemli (Cleric9), Kori (Fighter9), and Asomos (Sorcerer9).
Jack and Chey round the cliffs to the opening in the bay, and are filled with elation at the sight of the Blue Nixie... until the smoke filling the sky behind it registers...
The Olman drop them off at the end of the northern-most pier, and rush off, as Jack and Chey take in the view of the city under attack by vicious pirates.
Hearing a voice calling for help, Chey dives into a nearby building and hurries about saving the woman trapped within.
But to his surprise, Jack ignores everyone, and focuses on a glimpse of the apparent leader, deep in the center of the colony.
Round 1: Jack uses Bardic Knowledge. He rolled very well, and recognized Slipknot Peet.
Round 2: Jack casts Glibness. Now I am wondering what he's up to.
Round 3: Jack casts Swift Fly. Uh oh, he's going to talk his way out of this? No way!
Round 4: Jack casts Swift Fly. Chey is very upset. Where is he going? He'll be killed!
Round 5: Jack casts Swift Fly. I'm quietly thinking of how to handle Jack's impending death, and how to give Chey opportunities to slip away and begin the obvious campaign of guerrilla warfare until the rest of the party can arrive and liberate the colony from its pirate captors...
Jack, to Slipknot Peet: "You there! WHAT do you think you are doing? Your orders were to wait until I arrived. You will tell your men to stand down RIGHT NOW."
I was dumbfounded. Any other player, I would have accused of reading the material beforehand. But Jack's player is Lawful Good to a fault. He would truly chew off his own hand before he cheated. This man lost a $600 prize at GENCON Socal a couple years ago, with seven fateful words: "Doesn't the dragon have spell resistance?" (The seventh was "Oww!" as the rest of us hit him.)
Jack chose the exact and only thing I could think of, even with Glibness, that ol' Peet might actually believe. The ONLY thing. Peet gave the order to retreat, and retreat they did.
You can only imagine Lavinia's surprise at seeing the leader of her band of adventurers giving orders to the captain of the pirates who'd just attacked her parents' colony...
Once the pirates were mostly contained, Jack challenged Peet's captaincy. A duel began. Jack fled and buffed while invisible (cast, move... cast, move...) then came in and took care of Peet quite handily.
As for Lavinia, he explained it all to her--no Glibness at all--and answered the last of her questions while making her breakfast the next morning...