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So Ridiculous Gestalt thread input time.

I've got a munchkinesque event coming up called twink or treat.

we have 200k to spend (I've spent mostly crafting feats to optimize the gear) went with warforged and took the immune to crits/sneak/healing feat.

synthesist 14 on one side

the other is 2 paladin/1 unbreakable fighter/10 martial artist monk/1 pious templar.

this gets me imp evasion, mettle, cha to saves, smite, spot weakness, and -2 to ability dmg. I grabed fast healer feat, and a ring of regen to get me sitting around with fast healing 3.

Any ideas on anything even more beastly?

Evolutions are large, immunity to everything, and bite 1.5xstr and flight with pounce. I'm worried my to hit might be a bit too low with it being at just +31.

I'm out, got too behind with things and frankly alot of stuff preparing for NCLEX and other things with work and life.

Sorry for no notice, but real life has a way of making you forget about an online game.

I'm pretty indifferent either way, narratively I'm personally confused, part of that might be this haze from finishing up the semester of nursing school.

Bright bright hot hot pink dragon.

-=edit=- honestly probably gold sorry

that's gotta hurt says the barbarian with a grin

I guess I'll join the fray, that looks like it might be fun

drops down and swallows another dragon form on the way, fire dragon form

Into the breach, Banzai! .... YOLO!

hah jan 18th, my 32nd lol

as long as they don't start stinking up, and if they go haunting anyone they don't be messing up my beauty sleep, k!?

he makes a warding gesture and then makes a gesture as if he was wiping his hands clean of things

Phaw, you'd actually want such weak things working for you? Are you going to have them do your laundry or do skits?

Tools are tools, their souls are intact and safe in their gods hands... who cares what is done to their bodies.

their souls are not present right....?

Does this erfreeetee have any clue where Billie is, and why on earth are all these little small fry constantly mucking up this place?

you guys here that? let's get going! Can't be letting anyone set fire to this new building!

rushes out to see what's burning and what's casting at what, you can hear the "pain train" revving up as he runs

Woo woo!

deviled eggs yo

will: 1d20 + 32 ⇒ (15) + 32 = 47

looks towards the cloud....

Guys that looks like trouble!

why are you all going to that big altar, someone leave some good grub on it?

he shouts as he chases after the cleric

is this fire damage all from one attack or several attacks? I have currently 30 fire resist going....
perception: 1d20 + 24 ⇒ (16) + 24 = 40
singling out the largest of the xill terry works methodically on him with his glorious tetsubo. Noticing the caster healing them with fire, he points at him and yells Come and get me! and charges straight towards him. I'm about to bring the pain train to you sucker, you pissed me off on one of the worst days possible!

we can just assume I go wailing through them as I can, blithly charging from one to the next and full attacking as able... always defensive etc...

Screams and roars, finally eager to be fighting enemies, his true calling in life.... He plunges head long into groups and clusters of enemies, swinging with abandon at every foe. He's eyes glitter as he watches the others fight, the little kobold adopting a blended style that looks impenetrable is a stark contrast to his style that leaves him open but his thick scarred skin to ignore the lesser damage while his regen works on the wounds that penetrate

Where is your leader, I've come for a good fight!
he smashes his tetsubo into the first one he charges into

init: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9
to hit/charge/defensive: 1d20 + 47 ⇒ (9) + 47 = 56
dmg: 2d8 + 42 ⇒ (8, 2) + 42 = 52

rules light

he climbs on and tests the weight first

you're not near as soft as billie

errmm... well you're clearly from that golemn, he seemed an alright person. Any chance you have a good way to the castle? I really don't have my head right to be mixing up alchemical items, and Billie isn't here to ride back he sniffs a little at the thought of Billie

What kind of a danger? I could really use a good fight to clear my head! he half smiles at the mechaniation at the thought of getting to beat something up

are you from the tin man?

looking up out of his rage at the odd flying thing sniffing at him

What are you looking at? he sniffs morosely

Honestly haven't given thought to it, just made him the wandering nomad on a buffalo on an eternal quest for manhood, adventure, and freedom and fighting

it was an animal companion, used several feats to get...

Tate seems to ignore the worgs or wolves and continues stomping through the woods, his mind a jumble trying to get a grasp on things, both to figure out why and how "time travel" as they were claiming could possibly happen, and consoling himself in the loss of one of his few companions. The last eight years of his life, that smelly hairy brute was his solace and now he's suddenly gone

I knew I shouldn't of left you with those people, they never understand the ways of the wild and free... he mutters to himself as he slams his tetsubo into a nearby tree shattering it into pieces

Well there's something about this town that draws power, it brought me here and these others, and now there's a powerful town here... he eyes it critically

I've little patience for the mechanations of wizards and their ilk. No offense to you he throws a glance to the warforged I'm going to head off into them woods there and get a little me time to sort through this, I'll come back to the castle later... maybe.

Old age!? Bwah he was just here a few hrs ago!

it's clear he either thinks people are being ridiculous with the mentions of time traveling, or it's just not something he's really able to concieve of right now....

Demons!? Where!? He grips his tetsubo tightly, looking around quickly for one to fight I hate demons! And What's this talk of ranks, Phaw! we just met hrs ago, some nexus of events pulling random people to this spot.... of course the place was different, and I'm still not sure if this isn't some elaborate illusion of yours, or yours.... or yours... he stares at Nalada, and also at some of his companions

i just want to find my buffalo, I bet he's worried.

how would I know he's blind if he's responding to visual gestures? Also barbarians as a whole tend to see more of oracles than clerics =D

Such long words to say what everyone knows or what no one should worry themselves with, actions speak volumes! Do you know where Billie is stranger?

he begins pantomiming a very large Buffalo with his hands

He's incredibly furry, cute and loves to play fetch... He was literally right here like 10minutes ago, and then all this nerf herding drek happened here and now he's gone!

laughs at the debate over attacking an animal

It doesn't look so tough... he says as he leans on his tetsubo, his charred skin already rapidly healing and regenerating

sorry got caught up in things and didn't notice a few things here

100: 1d100 ⇒ 71

Tate looks towards the creature and the party standing around it, considering his fresh wounds he recieved he waits a moment letting his natural healing kick in

Yall need a hand just shout, but the whole lot of you should be fine to handle one tiny lizard! he turns to the draconic speaking man

That's a hell of a wallop that thing has, I still aim to have words with you about all this, when did you say you got here?
save hoping for 20 : 1d20 + 28 ⇒ (2) + 28 = 30
save hoping for 20: 1d20 + 28 ⇒ (7) + 28 = 35

This seems weird having a barrier that electrifies and magnetizies? moves? your weapon if you strike it...

Screams in pain and lets go of his weapon after giving one more rage induced pull to remove it
str: 1d20 + 24 ⇒ (12) + 24 = 36

fort: 1d20 + 34 ⇒ (8) + 34 = 42 also immune to non-lethal up to 20pts

Rips and tugs hard at his tetsubo

You better let go of my weapon or I will bring this place down! He yells

str: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (3) + 17 = 20

side note, it's a metal shod club basically

What on earth!!!

Well, where are these Efrittis so I can teach them to go messing in my affairs and good honest people!

He slams his golden tetsubo into a nearby wall

What? Talk some sense men, these wizards here changed this land and they need to fix it! If ya'll have been here as long as you say then I'm at a loss as to where to find my billie and that's no good. I'm so angry I just want to beat something up

he points an eye towards the beasts in the lake

The biggest problem you'll have is the gestalt rules. I strove to make a strong character in combat, but not an invulnerable character.

In order for there to be tension a character has to be killable, to that extent you will have to either out right break rules to kill some of us or threaten us, or wave god hands around.

I'd personally suggest somethings like epic/dr, high dr/-, plots regarding belief etc.

custom monsters, really really big epic monsters

I want to know what the hell you guys did to my Billie, you suckers weren't here earlier, now you're here and my Billie is gone!

paces back and forth occasionally shouting "hurry up!"

It's always some finger wagglers fault I'm sure! Yes go wake them, if you don't I'll come in there and drag them out for my answers, and a 100 years my arse, you're lucky I don't throttle you for your lies right here and now!

I want to know what happened to the old town and where my pet buffalo is! He was here just a moment ago, I went out to clober some fishmen and then bamf! things change and now I can't find him. He pauses for a moment to let his exasperated breathing catch up then eyes the man warily

Ya know, just an hr ago you weren't here either... I bet you're the cause of this aren't you? If you had some bison burgers out of Billie I'm telling ya now sucker, you're in for a world of pain!

looks disgusted with it and heads back into the village square to find someone to talk with, whoever he reaches first he'll angrily ask where his buffalo is or if they've seen it and what did they do to the wildlife

makes threatening gestures towards them as he shouts for his buffallo

Billie! Billie! shifts back into human form

Glides towards the beasts

I wonder if billy is playing with them

Tate proceeds down to where the village square was to look for his beloved pet, he'll fight and engage any monster he see's immediately, he'll dragon form down if need be with a extract

What'd you do with Billy! he screams at the monsters yeah you guys, where's my buffallo! Alllo? where's my baby, you're going to pay if you suckas hurt him!