Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
That's right, Cosmo manipulated Earth history to found Canada—beginning with the lost Viking "explorer", Ostog the Over-inebriated—using his stolen SEGMIST (Schadenfreude, Ennui, and General Misery In SpaceTime) X-7 Dimensionizer time booth (currently stuck in appearance as an office cubicle due to a damaged doppelgänger circuit).
Not only that, but now that point in time is FIXED. Managed to swing by a few centuries later to clean things up a little, however, and overall I think it worked out well enough.
Oh, but I think I may have
accidentally imprinted some of my behavioural patterns on the populace. If any Canadians out there find themselves apologizing profusely... I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. At least you're better behaved than the Americans.