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Tyrannosaurus Rexes are known for their superior kickboxing skills.

*FLYING DINO KICK!*

Eve and Mom took my niece to her very first protest today.

Ny niece wore her "
Eat the Patriarchy" shirt to march.

<ROAR OF TIME-SHATTERING APPROVAL>

The T-Rex is *not* the biggest and baddest thing roaming The Island...

<disgruntled grunting>

<Gargantuan-sized Glare>

<HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROAR!!!!>

<stomps thru thread, about a page late but WHO CARES!!>

Azala the Reptite Queen wrote:

Kino, Iokan Chief-Mate wrote:

Azala the Reptite Queen wrote:

Tacticslion wrote:

Woran wrote:

*sigh*

Humans.

Typical.

Should have wiped them out back before they learned beyond basic grunts and broken sentences. But no, and now you have an infestation.

Hah! You think you so smart!

But you dumb!

You summon La Vos and kill you all because bad loser!

Dumb-dumb!

We smart!

I have a tyrannosaur.

Your argument is invalid.

Hah! You loser!

Dumb loser make fake word!

Me winner! Ayla like me BEST!

RRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!

GRAWR?

Freehold DM wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

The state has a program where if you take a physical they'll pay you $150.

great. Now they owe me 150 dollars worth of milkmaids.

We haven't done it, I don't trust the government with my body.

Walk in for a physical, walk out with the ability to immolate Chicago (again), and suddenly you're Mister Popular.

No thanks!

<pokes head out of rubble and ashes>

I went for an interview, and they asked me what my dreams were. So I told them all about the one where I am a T-Rex, and can't get a job because I can't tie a tie with my little stubby arms. Turns out, they meant my goals in life.

I HAVE A BIG HEAD AND LITTLE ARMS, AND I'M JUST NOT SURE HOW WELL THIS PLAN WAS THOUGHT THROUGH...

Hey, whatever flicks your Bic.

Flickum bicus!

Brief Cases (Dresden Files)by Jim Butcher coming soon.

*STOMPY DANCE OF HAPPINESS!!*

Uncle Teddy wrote:

D'oh! Your character dies because you forgot about a magic item you got 1 or 2 sessions back that would have saved your life.

Woohoo! Your GM remembers and prevents your character's demise.

You get the lifetime achievement award if the item is a donut.

"Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?"

"Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles 'pon it instead, and frosting of white."

GRRWRL?

captain yesterday wrote:

One beat for 15 songs make Captain Yesterday go something, something.

Polka will never die!

RRRROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!

Sic Simper Tyrannosaurus Kill a dinosaur

*STOMP STOMP STOMP*

a list of Dinosaurs my son Milo pretended to be on our walk to pick up his older sister from school

Parasaralaphous
Squidward dinosaur
Spongebob dinosaur
and finally the age old cliche go to dinosaur..... Tyrannosaurus Rex!
which he continued to the entire walk home, the best part of which was when we were going thru the woods and he was roaring and knocking over dead underbrush lol

RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

*stomps through thread*

I say old bean, look at this bit of sport.

I absolutely love the Dresden Files. If it's not my absolute-favorite book series, it's second only to something by Brandon Sanderson. Definitely in the top five, no matter what.

I actually just found my long-lost copy of Side Jobs this morning while digging through stuff in the garage.

So not so much bad bad bad, just very obviously the first novel and he improves as he goes.

Good to hear.

*only to be devoured by an even bigger T-rex. Who happens to be undead.*

RAWRGH?

AAARRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:

Kajehase wrote:

Wayfindah!!!

downloading

*CHOMP*

*CHOMP!*

robot chris: what *is* the turning radius on a T-Rex?

*looks back at six city blocks of smashed windows and flattened cars*

*pokes head in*

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

DM_aka_Dudemeister wrote:

Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden, conjure by it at your own risk.

Specifically, at risk of ** spoiler omitted **

RRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRR!!!

Huzzah! Jess is back! Time for a dino-stomp!

RRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRR!!!!

RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

*eats a bus full of unlucky suckers and fills rest of stomach with pig at bottom*

*eats pig*

*unlifespan not shortened*

You Mean I'm not really taking out tokyo every saturday...bummer

ROOOWR... =(

Kajehase wrote:

Rawr! wrote:

Oh yeah? Well Plymouth is nearly 400 years old. Take that, elitist European!

:P

Trollhättan is 97 years. (Or some 700 if you count from the first mention of a place situated here with that name.)

Mammoth hunters, both neanderthals some 80.000-70.000 years BCE and later homo sapiens some 25.000-20.000 years BCE lived here :P

Neanderthals might inhabited the area even earlier.

RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

RRRRRRRRROOOOOWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

MMMMMMRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!

*stomps through the thread*

tbok1992 wrote:

Also, does anybody else think that a necromancy-using society (Whether they be good, neutral or evil) would use chalk as a building material? Because, it is essentially the skeletons of billions and billions of plankton merged and fused together by eons of time, thus it'd probably be really potent when used with Necromantic magic.

Neat thought. I've occasionally pondered if the black blood of the earth (no, just oil, not *that* Black Blood of the Earth), which is the liquified remains of very, very ancient dead critters, could be tapped for some sort of power by necromancers, ancient, primal *dinosaur* power...

GRRRRRRRRROOOOOOWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

RRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Mine would have to be T-Rex. We found the land together, and had just decided to call it This Land when...

MWA HA HA! MINE IS AN EVIL LAUGH!!!

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!

Jeff-Zilla wrote:

Stomps through the thread pushing buildings over and letting them crash onto their sides.

RRRRROOOOOOOOWWWWWRRRR!

** spoiler omitted **

When I see this avvy, I think of that great country song, All My T-Rex's Live in Texas

RRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!

Xzaral wrote:

James Jacobs, cause Dinosaurs are cool.

I'm thunderspirit, and I approve this message. :-)

RRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!

GWRRRRRRRRRR?

Bob the Skull is pretty cool, though Id still prefer Sue the Zombie T-rex.

RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! !!!!!!

The power of Dino Christ compels you!

RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

*stomps toward the mall*

*stomps through the yard*

GWOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!

RRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....

Mrgh?

GWARGH.