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Grand Lodge

Pathfinder Adventure, Rulebook Subscriber

Why not?


aeglos wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
I dunno why. I ran around naked more often than not as a little boy and infant. Mom and grandma had to chase me and hold me down to put clothes on me, which I would wiggle out of. I didn't grow out of that until I was in pre k.
Aberzombie wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Thread's acting wonky. Are we reaching critical mass?
No, we're good. I edited the TotP post to say something else. See my previous, spoilered post.
You are officially a responsible adult now. :D

DAMN!

But, yeah, there are some !gs that just should not be joked about.

don't all little kids run around naked a lot?

cultural difference again I guess, but over here a kid pre-school can be naked at home, in the garden, public park, public pool. hell, everyone can be naked in public parks.
we have a native american middle aged woman in our village who goes nude jogging evry day

Remind me to avoid such public places when I visit Germany. What does that leave? Churches and museums? Are Biergarten's still safe?


Aberzombie wrote:
Poor Charlie - they must have worn him out at daycare yesterday. We got home. I fed him dinner. Gave him a bath. Then we sat down to read stories and he just kind of sat in my lap and slumped against me, completely exhausted. When I finally put him in his crib, he just rolled right over and was out like a light.

I'm guessing you'll give the daycare staff a big tip tomorrow. ;)

Scarab Sages

And....I just found my next alias.


Do tell...?

Scarab Sages

Orthos wrote:
Do tell...?

Never mind. Someone went crying to the substitute teacher.


Freakin' spoilsports! Need a good puntin'!


So? Substitute teachers are made of meat, and that's a foodgroup.

Sovereign Court

RRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Rulebook Subscriber

Started Couch to 5k tonight. Gotta get into Paizo Con shape. No one likes a low constitution Dwarf. It almost seems gnome like.


Alright dwarfy we'll get ya back into shape! On the count of three you gotta keep up, got it?

OneTwoThreeGO

*zips off*


Slow night...

The Exchange

Sharoth wrote:
How goes work, CJ?

Well I am passing my tests. I just don't want this job, especially for this pay. You guys are on strike in California. Grrr making it rough.

The Exchange

Avengers...shawarma?

Liberty's Edge

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Celestial Healer wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Still have yet to see it. Might have to wait. :(
Patience is a virtue. I always knew you to be virtuous. Please, continue down this path.
You know it was the biggest movie opening ever, right? Your hatred is doing nothing to prevent Joss Whedon from becoming a very rich man.

Best case scenario: Whedon buys rights to Firefly and starts making new episodes, while Disney takes some of the money it's gotten from subsidiary Marvel's movies, takes a leaf out of Whedon's book by listening to the fans, and makes John Carter 2.

Liberty's Edge

There's so much hate. Just got this fortune cookie message:

You love life very much.

Obviously, they don't know me.

Scarab Sages

Well, holy shitballs! Talk about a crazy night.

Spoiler:
My wife is real busy at work this week with an audit of her program. And they had to certify a boat last night. Both big shit. So she was here late. I get a text from her about 12 minutes to ten saying she might be her until midnight. I say that sucks, and be careful. I go to sleep around 11:00.

Fast forward a bit. I wake up, look at the clock - 0140. And the wife ain't home yet. I start thinking all the worst shit. I text her iphone, call her iphone, call her work desk - nothing. Then I call her work Blackberry and she answers. She just left work a minute or two ago and is about to get on the interstate.

So, after reaming her out a bit for not calling or texting me about being that late, I tell her to be careful and I'll see her in a bit. Needless to say, that got me wound up a bit, and even once she was home I didn't get back to sleep until about 0300.

And then 0500 rolled around and Charlie woke up.

Scarab Sages

Also, Good morning ot all you beautiful FAWTLY Folk.Happy F~~~ing Wednesday.

Scarab Sages

Heh heh heh....last night was also....interesting around here.

Scarab Sages

Let me explain it thusly:

apply fire/acid

WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Scarab Sages

Charlie is learning to climb on furniture. Yesterday evening, he climbed up on this chest we keep in his room so that he could get to the window. Then he sits down on the chest, but misjudges how close to the edge he is and falls off. Luckily, the side he fell off is very close (like less than a foot) to a small dresser/cabinet we have in his room, so all he really did was get himself wedged in place. It would have been more humorous if it hadn't scared him so much.

Scarab Sages

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Of course, he did all that while I was getting him a tissue. I swear, sometimes it's like living with the Flash.


*blink*

Rant:

Spoiler:
Oh man, my wife gots issues to. One of her minions called out yesterday 15 minutes before his shift, then proceeded to say he needed the whole week off. Supposedly the doctor told him so, but when asked about a note from said doctor, got real quiet. Now my wife has to fill all his shifts along with hers, working 7am-9ish pm. F++@ing kids. Asshat is just shooting himself in the foot. He was supposed to get the asst mgr slot, but has been a lazy prick for a month now. Tried to call out so he could go see the Avenger's premier at midnight and not have to get up the next morning. I hope they fire his mopey emo ass.

Ugh, and I gotta close because my minion has an appointment. Happy f$%!ing Wednesday indeed =/

Scarab Sages

I tells ya, Monkey, these damn women and kids is gonna drive us to drink.

Scarab Sages

Too late.


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Still have yet to see it. Might have to wait. :(
Patience is a virtue. I always knew you to be virtuous. Please, continue down this path.
You know it was the biggest movie opening ever, right? Your hatred is doing nothing to prevent Joss Whedon from becoming a very rich man.
Best case scenario: Whedon buys rights to Firefly and starts making new episodes, while Disney takes some of the money it's gotten from subsidiary Marvel's movies, takes a leaf out of Whedon's book by listening to the fans, and makes John Carter 2.

been a a shitty morning so far. My various attempts to fify this post all went to dark places, so I will simply say that my best case scenario, runs different to this.

Scarab Sages

Freehold DM wrote:
been a a s*&%ty morning so far.

Welcome to the club. The Monkey is president. I'm Vice President. You want to be Secretary or Treasurer?

Scarab Sages

I have a meeting today, and was going to wear a tie. Then I went to button the top button on my shirt, and realized that the folk at the cleaners must have moved the button on me when they replaced it. Needless to say, I told the tie to go f@%~ itself.

Scarab Sages

And now I can totally see an mystical assassin using a cursed tie to strangle his victims.

Scarab Sages

Quick, someone call the SyFy channel!

Scarab Sages

All right, that's enough for now.

The Exchange

Treppa wrote:

650 more

650 more nekkid?

That's going to be one long sticky night. O.o


Can I be astonishingly crooked and steal from the till? If so, then secretary. If not,, then I wanna be treasurer.

Aberzombie wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
been a a s*&%ty morning so far.
Welcome to the club. The Monkey is president. I'm Vice President. You want to be Secretary or Treasurer?

Scarab Sages

Freehold DM wrote:
Can I be astonishingly crooked and steal from the till? If so, then secretary. If not,, then I wanna be treasurer.
Aberzombie wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
been a a s*&%ty morning so far.
Welcome to the club. The Monkey is president. I'm Vice President. You want to be Secretary or Treasurer?

You can be as crooked as you want. Just an FYI, whatever one you pick, we give the other to Sebastian. Wouldn't it be cool to refer to him as our Secretary?

Scarab Sages

OK. Seriously, this time I'm going.


Aberzombie wrote:

Quick, someone call the SyFy channel!

I think they already did that. I seem to be alone in that I like /"get" a lot of the cheesy sci fi movies. They aren't meant to be good or so bad they're good. They're just meant to be be funny.

The Exchange

aeglos wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
I dunno why. I ran around naked more often than not as a little boy and infant. Mom and grandma had to chase me and hold me down to put clothes on me, which I would wiggle out of. I didn't grow out of that until I was in pre k.
Aberzombie wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Thread's acting wonky. Are we reaching critical mass?
No, we're good. I edited the TotP post to say something else. See my previous, spoilered post.
You are officially a responsible adult now. :D

DAMN!

But, yeah, there are some !gs that just should not be joked about.

don't all little kids run around naked a lot?

cultural difference again I guess, but over here a kid pre-school can be naked at home, in the garden, public park, public pool. hell, everyone can be naked in public parks.
we have a native american middle aged woman in our village who goes nude jogging evry day

Hmmm, maybe we should move to your neck of the woods. :D


Aberzombie wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Can I be astonishingly crooked and steal from the till? If so, then secretary. If not,, then I wanna be treasurer.
Aberzombie wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
been a a s*&%ty morning so far.
Welcome to the club. The Monkey is president. I'm Vice President. You want to be Secretary or Treasurer?
You can be as crooked as you want. Just an FYI, whatever one you pick, we give the other to Sebastian. Wouldn't it be cool to refer to him as our Secretary?

treasurer!! All your cash are belong to me.

The Exchange

Mornin' guys, hope y'alls days get better. Now off to work.


Morning FAWTL. Sorry to hear about the morning blues all around.

Nice and cloudy/rainy here.


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Well, in 24 hours my wife is leaving me. For a 4-day junket to California, the bum! My cousin's daughter is getting married, and my sister invited her.

So, should I goof off or work on the dozen projects I have in mind? I'm thinking both.

Silver Crusade

Morning, all. What did I miss?

Scarab Sages

In a meeting at the moment. Shoot me now!


hi everyone


Heyah.


Forgot to put more pencils in my backpack only have one which sucks. I hope I don't lose it.


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Aberzombie wrote:
Charlie is learning to climb on furniture. Yesterday evening, he climbed up on this chest we keep in his room so that he could get to the window. Then he sits down on the chest, but misjudges how close to the edge he is and falls off. Luckily, the side he fell off is very close (like less than a foot) to a small dresser/cabinet we have in his room, so all he really did was get himself wedged in place. It would have been more humorous if it hadn't scared him so much.

Yep, I know how that goes Jude is still climbing on everything, I recently found him standing on the small garbage can in his room so he could reach on to the shelves. Also stairs are a new source of entertainment, except he gets cocky every once in awhile. Monday he was standing half off and half on a stair and threw his arms up in the air. I managed to get my hand under his head to prevent him from hitting that on the concrete steps.


Justin Franklin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Charlie is learning to climb on furniture. Yesterday evening, he climbed up on this chest we keep in his room so that he could get to the window. Then he sits down on the chest, but misjudges how close to the edge he is and falls off. Luckily, the side he fell off is very close (like less than a foot) to a small dresser/cabinet we have in his room, so all he really did was get himself wedged in place. It would have been more humorous if it hadn't scared him so much.

Yep, I know how that goes Jude is still climbing on everything, I recently found him standing on the small garbage can in his room so he could reach on to the shelves. Also stairs are a new source of entertainment, except he gets cocky every once in awhile. Monday he was standing half off and half on a stair and threw his arms up in the air. I managed to get my hand under his head to prevent him from hitting that on the concrete steps.

I was that way when I was really little.


KFC or Popeye's


I have not had popeyes and don't like Kfc.

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