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-Emerges from rabbit hole-

Huh, must'a taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

-Climbs back in rabbit hole-

Ah crap, I misread the title.

*inserts ruffled feathers*

Nice, you guys are so close to 4,000 pages!

I still think he can see why kids like cinnamon toast crunch, though.

that sounds like math.

Math can't be trusted.

I say get them before they get you!

Who do I get? The statistical likelihood that I'll get the right person is astronomical! *HEAD EXPLODES*

Pretty sure that's not the way it works, but... LETS HOPE YES

Dude, the house across the alley from me burned down this last week... then I come to find out that the weird noises up the street from me friday night were just some random dude getting shot in his car. @_@

HALP MEH.

Dude, it's been like 10 months since I was here last. Whoa, and like, stuff.

*Opens fortune cookie and reads fortune*

You will soon witness a miracle.

LOL WUT

Bird flu? Really?

You rang?

WHY AM I STILL ALIVE? CRUEL GODS OF IRONY!

Back from dinner *and* a movie! Livin' the dream!

I am eating sushi.

That is all.

Fishies. *drool*

Studpuffin wrote:

*climbs out of the Poodle's dungeon*

What, where am I? What is this place?

Welcome back.

*climbs out of hoard*

Oh, shiny!

I guess I'm happy to see you,..

*blink*

*climbs out of the Poodle's dungeon*

What, where am I? What is this place?

Did someone say Bird Puns?

Because I don't know any.

Where are the poodles?

What?

What?

What? 

What?

Just over a year!

Hey guys, it's been a while since I was on Paizo and I just came in to check on things... O_O *turns around and walks back out*

*swoops in, steals 100,000, leaves*

Mine

"I'd peel her birch," Rhodes says, then scratches his head wondering why he said that outloud.

Everyone mentions me while I'm not around... >_>

<_<

I HAVE STICKS THROUGH MY HEAD!!!

"Clearly it is some kind of purple octopotamus." Rhodes says, clearly not in the know.

Somebody around here wearing assless chaps? Sham-WOW is great for getting those sweat stains out of your dining room chairs.

Croutons! Oh no!

Aw man, I need to learn to read better. This thread isn't what I thought at all. @_@

"I hear der be mo' mafia up in Sinclair. I think it time that somebody do som' bout dat. It what Badgahman woulda wanted." Thadius gets that look...

Hehe, I came for your laptop too... OH!

You know what they say, there are only chicks on the internet.

Oh, what age we live in... when men must hide themselves using female avatars so that they're unknown commodities! See what lack of respect there is?

You would be mistaken!

Worst part is when they want to talk about their characters' feelings. Can't we just kill things?

Your stoicism is a relic of an age of misandry best left forgotten!

Yeah, but I couldn't draw my sword to defend myself against Dark Lord Badguyington Haturboobs when he came to mug you guys.

Also, what's with all the called shots to the groin? @_@

We just wanted to hang and drink some brewskies.

Also, I don't really like it that you homebrewed a feat for me that let me carry extra weight in purses while you were shopping. :(

She just asked me if I was more comfortable playing a female character in the group so I didn't feel so hyper sexualized.

We use a VTT and they made me use this as my character.

They... they made me play a bard.

I don't understand how you'd get to be GM unless you were really hot.

Hey, my eyes are up here.

He drown.

I do want to get Skyrim on PC, if for no other reason than all the friggin mods that I could play with.

If there is one mod to get, it is the Dragon Souls for Perks mod! It makes the high level play much more fun as it rewards dragon hunting. One of my regular gaming crew got it over the new year during the Steam sale.

*begins unbuttoning shirt, looks up and swishes finger in tsk tsk and goes behind a screen*