| Full Name |
Micah Scott Babcock |
| Race |
Spicy |
| Classes/Levels |
Rogue 3, Monk 2, Wizard 8, Druid 4, barbarian 4, Lavender Dragon Desciple 1, Ranger 3, Bard 0 (though not for lack of trying), |
| Gender |
Male until June of 2012 |
| Size |
Impressive |
| Age |
They say you're as old as you feel. I feel pretty. |
| Special Abilities |
Forgetting which end of the pipe goes into your mouth, also I can grant pregnant oppossums the ability to fly |
| Alignment |
slightly to the left in humid weather |
| Deity |
The Mason Dixon line |
| Location |
heading them off at the pass |
| Languages |
fluent in American, British, Canadian (not french canadian though), Austrailian, and Siberian Tiger |
| Occupation |
I'd love one |
| Strength |
18 |
| Dexterity |
18 |
About Stark Contrast
Stark Contrast was originally born as the LSD induced voice that convinced Jimmi Hendrix that burning his guitar on stage would be, like, the most far out thing in the history of obvious health concerns.
After the Russian government killed the guitar legend, your humble friend and narrator settled down with Percilla Prestly. There he learned the secrets to active mental quantum disassociation, and April 9th, 1394
uninvented the drinking fork.
Strengths: Acting, writing, exaggerating his talents, skipping fancifully, listening to problems, chopping up kittens, playing ybgur backwards,
Weaknesses: self control, self inhibition, forethought, afterthought, duringthought, class, manners, caring about any of the aforementioned, Sewing kittens back together, regular sewing, chocolate, and Super Chocolate
Favorite racial slur: douchebag
Favorite french racial slur: Douchebaggette
3rd favorite song: Ave Maria
Final Smash: I grow black bat wings and horns and cause 300% damage to all players on screen, then I foreclose your mortgage and legally marry you to Fred Savage
1st favorite song: F%*k Me Like You Hate Me
Hardest Failed comeback: I don't make diapers I eat them.
