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I blame Cosmo that all of the good aliases are taken.

I went up against a gninja once. Crippled me right in my wallet. It was months before I was able look at my account again.

That's not very awesome, though. Good enough to get me to post again, yes, but still a degree or two away from being fully awesome.

Burn!

This would seem like a good thread to read if I wasn't busy sitting here in front of my computer watching YouTube videos of cats and dudes getting hit in the junk.

I don't think he's coming back dude.

Storm Silverhand: "Why is that lump of hash hooting at that creature with the body of an ox and the head of a wild boar which can kill with its gaze or breath?"

Manshoon: "I don't know, why is that lump of hash hooting at that creature with the body of an ox and the head of a wild boar which can kill with its gaze or breath?"

Storm: "That's just the pot calling the Catoblepas! BOOM BOOM!"

Manshoon: "Shut up and put some clothes on"

I don't get it.

Blue shirts is where it's at, yo!

I don't know what's going on in this thread, but what I do know is that JMD031 guy is winning.

justin: ... and everyone takes 80d6 of damage!

** spoiler omitted **

Tis but a scratch.

*keels over dead*

Something bit me!!!!

I disagree.

I approve of this product and/or endorsement.

I heard there was cheese here.

He runs every election but never wins. I think he needs to be more vocal about the issues.

I enjoy threads.

CLEAN UP, AISLE 3!!

Let at least zombies can't claim trees or use a ladder.

Or can they?

You haven't played Plants vs Zombies have you? They find a way...they always find a way.

Some Random Dude wrote:

I looked up your profile and I saw something...disturbing. Why do you have a constitution score? Also, isn't your bonus hit points based off of charisma?

Thank you for pointing out those errors. Those stats were from my days as one of the living. I usually have a staff to take care of things like this for me, but it looks like they were not doing their job. Rest assured, the profile has been corrected, and those responsible for the error have been killed and eaten (not necessarily in that order).

Were they sacked first?

I looked up your profile and I saw something...disturbing. Why do you have a constitution score? Also, isn't your bonus hit points based off of charisma?

Gideon Black wrote:

Dear Mr. Aberzombie,

I had the opportunity to chat with Max Brooks last month in Calgary. I figured I'd give you fair warning. Keep your minions off my lawn.

Sincerely,
Gideon Black

Hello new person, and welcome to the boards. I've also had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Brooks. A nice fellow. Don't worry, he's already taken care of.

Respectful of your wishes, however, I've instructed the horde not to go marching across your lawn. I fully understand the pride many homeowners take in their landscaping. Under your lawn is another matter entirely.......

Mr. Aberzombie,

I believe I have a defense against that. What are your thoughts?

What is with the facination with malls?

That guy's a phoney. A big fat phoney.

Post on

I think Gnomes are cool.

I used to just be cool, but then I posted in this thread and became awesome. Thanks JMD031!

What is it I'm supposed to be doing?

You can do it!

You can do it!

Mordimer Jones, Action Badger saved me from that thing that would have done some harm to me. Thanks Mordimer!

Before I posted in this thread I had no way of knowing of whether or not I was awesome or not. But now since I've posted in this thread I know for a fact that I am awesome. Thanks JMD031!