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Snooki wrote:

Can I be a wench?

*passes out on the deck*

*Grabs a long pole and shoves Snooki overboard.*

Here sahuagin, it's dinner time.

AWwww... You care!

OOHH! Hopped up hippies on hemp! with eyeball Hors d'oeuvres! Yum.
skewers eyeballs with trident for proper finger food treatment..

No, they only turn their nose up at second string psychopaths. MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Grabs Hillary and cuts her up into fish bait

OoooHhhh! Seasoned Secretarial Squares! they go great with cheesy viking skull snacks.

That was way too long without even a nibble, so maybe the bait is no longer fresh. Last night, I soaked him in a barrel of rum, so let's toss him out there pickled and see what bites.

See? Even us Sahuaganauts standby our standards. No sauced up second string psychopathic shooter will succeed as a snack.

Not to be out done #20 empties all the kegs into the hold of the ship and starts drinking it out through a hose.

Hey! Us Sahuaganauts can drink like a fish!

Splits his skull wide open... Stuffs a moldy cheese in the yawning gap of his cranium as he goes down into the waves.

OHHH!!! Savory toasted cheesey Vikings!! My compliments go to the chef!

Though its neck is broken, the Dodo's nervous system keeps it running around the deck, dragging 8 all about, bashing him hither and thither with surprising force. While the bird is now eerily silent, the ship is filled with the sounds of pandemonium that its death-throes are spreading.

Sneaky Sahuagin unseals a scroll and silently casts cure light wounds on the Dodo. (Then dives to the safety of the underside of the boat.)

Hey, my hometown has a super Walmart. And I assure you its wet! I'll help you get there if you want. Its only 10,000 or so fathoms from here.

Hah!! You think that’ll stop the sneaky sahuagin? Now that Bulmahnaut #8 is busy I’ll jam the rudder so it always turns right.

Suprise sinister sneaky sahuagin drill attack!!