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Because they are gullible. Trust me, I'm about as enlightened about empyreals as one can be.

I can't imagine any god would get in a tizzy over something so utterly meaningless as a bit of clothing. It's beneath their dignity.

I know right? I just got adventurers to read poetry and juggle balls and lo and behold austere Korada gets into a tizzy.

I just realized a key problem with my item, and now I'm wondering if anybody else will notice, too. Just act casual. Casual. Don't draw their attention to the obvious fact that this item (͡h̸̡̢͜͝a҉͠ş͝ ̷͘a̵͜͟͞ ͡f̡͘͜͠l̸̶̵á̷̢̛w̨̛͘̕͠ ̷̧͢͠҉i̸͢ņ̵҉̵ ̨̧͜͝͝i͠͝t̨̨̀ ̸͢͠Į͜͏̨̀'̡́̀͜m̵̀͟ ̀̀͢ņ͟o̡͜͡t̵͟͡ ̵̀a̕͠͏l҉͢͟͡l̷̴̨͝ò́w͡e̷͟҉̛d͝͠ ̸̢t̢̕̕͟͠ó̢̨͘҉ ̧̧̛͟c͠l̷̨̧a̧̛̕͟r̀͏̨͞í͡f̵̷̀̕͞ỳ̷͝͝)̸̧̛͟͡ .

Casual-like.

̴͆͜͡͝I̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝a̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝!̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝ ̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝I̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝a̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝!̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝ ̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝C̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝'̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝t̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝h̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝u̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝l̴̴͆͆͜͝͡͡͝ ͜h̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝u̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝ ̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝F̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝'̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝h̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝n̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝t̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝a̴̴͆͆͜͝͡͡͝ ͜g̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝n̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝!̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝ ̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝H̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝a̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝s̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝t̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝u̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝r̴̴͆͆͜͝͡͡͝ ͜ ̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝H̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝a̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝s̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝t̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝u̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝r̴̴͆͆͜͝͡͡͝ ͜ ̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝H̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝a̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝s̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝t̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝u̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝r̴̴͆͆͜͝͡͡͝ ͜!̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝

̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝B̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝y̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝ ̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝r̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝e̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝a̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝d̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝i̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝n̴̴͆͆͜͝͡͡͝ ͜g̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝ ̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝t̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝h̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝i̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝s̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝,̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝ ̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝t̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝h̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝e̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝ ̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝r̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝e̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝a̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝d̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝e̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝r̴̴͆͆͜͝͡͡͝ ͜ ̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝h̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝a̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝s̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝ ̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝a̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝g̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝r̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝e̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝e̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝d̴̴͆͆͜͝͡͡͝ ͜ ̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝t̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝o̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝ ̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝s̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝e̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝l̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝l̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝ ̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝t̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝h̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝e̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝i̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝r̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝ ̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝s̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝o̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝u̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝l̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝ ̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝t̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝o̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝ ̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝S̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝i̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝f̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝k̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝e̴̴͆͆͜͜͝͡͡͝s̴̴͆͆͜͝͡͡͝ ͜h̴͆͜͝͡.̴͆͜͝͡

Read poetry and riddles aloud! Here's a great one by the legendary Decemvirate:

"Sieved cash can halve mice old 'ooh-ed', eh?"

Interested in learning about the sacred ways of Korada? Want to attain enlightenment in just a single week? Would you like to have an all expenses paid trip to an ancient temple including a tour of the sacred facilities? Then just SEND the sacred mantra to me and I'll have you here just in time for the annual ceremonies.

Today's sacred mantra is:
"Pensive, cash-free, you can halve Mai's ole 'tude, eh?"