Male Goblin Thaumaturge [Eldritch Researcher] 7 HP 49/90 AC(T) 23/24, Fort(E)+14, Ref(E)+15, Will(M)+12(Resolve ) Perception(E)+10 Darkvision
Kaleb Valdemar:
Kaleb is a dark-haired Varisian man with a dusky complexion who keeps his beard and mustache well trimmed, wears sparkling silver jewelry (he favors earrings), and dresses in bright colors, favoring shirts that are cut low to show off his chest, on which he bears several Varisian tattoos associated with luck and wealth.
Discovery: Perception, Sandpoint Lore, Society
Influence: Arcana or Occultism (to “talk shop” a bit about magic), Deception, Diplomacy, Intimidation, Soceity (to speak to him deferentially and to appeal to his sense of social superiority)
Ser Helmut plops down at the table. The boisterous goblin lifts a tankard of ale, toasting Kaleb!
Dose chest hairs bees shiny!
Male Goblin Thaumaturge [Eldritch Researcher] 7 HP 49/90 AC(T) 23/24, Fort(E)+14, Ref(E)+15, Will(M)+12(Resolve ) Perception(E)+10 Darkvision
Boisterously blathering about how being a Sandpoint hero has been the bestest of fun, Ser Helmut Strides purposefully into the Rusty Dragon.
Greetings all Youses folks! Tanks fer da free hero drinks and da free hero foods! Being Youses heroes is a toughest jobs butts wees does it fer da peoples!
Grabbing bits of plates of curried salmon with green beans, cheese blossoms (spicy cheese curd–stuffed artichoke hearts), and fresh loaves of bread off the servers trays as they pass his position on the way to the adventurer's table, the munching goblin waves and joins them.
Hellos! Mees bees Ser Helmut. Dese bees Mees oldest sisters! Try da salmon! Delicious!
Male Goblin Thaumaturge [Eldritch Researcher] 7 HP 49/90 AC(T) 23/24, Fort(E)+14, Ref(E)+15, Will(M)+12(Resolve ) Perception(E)+10 Darkvision
Ser Helmut tips his Helmet to his colleagues as he Strides the remaining 50' to the burning house. Frowning at the height that the Fake Horse Dude is up, up, up...
Mees neck hurts.
The frustrated goblin rushes into the burning house to look for stairs....
Male Goblin Thaumaturge [Eldritch Researcher] 7 HP 49/90 AC(T) 23/24, Fort(E)+14, Ref(E)+15, Will(M)+12(Resolve ) Perception(E)+10 Darkvision
Will(M) 26:1d20 + 12 ⇒ (15) + 12 = 27(Resolve)
Ser Helmut begins pointing at the stupid Sandpoint devil. The goblin absolutely roaring back in laughter!
Youses bees da fakes! Wees bees finds years stuffs! Fakes! Comes down here so Mees ken chew sum leather!
The Thaumaturge then begins flipping through his Book.
Exploit Vulnerability Esoteric Lore(M):1d20 + 17 ⇒ (10) + 17 = 27
Success:
You recall an important fact about the creature, learning its highest weakness (or one of its highest weaknesses, if it has multiple with the same value) but not its other weaknesses, resistances, or immunities. You can exploit either the creature's mortal weakness or personal antithesis. Your unarmed and weapon Strikes against the creature also become magical if they weren't already.
Ser Helmut straightens his helmet prior to Striding towards the fake horse dude...
Adept Benefit +2 damage for everyone!
The smiling goblin looks like he is just in a fun stroller by Siobhan's side.
Youses shoulda bees smiles tops. Tis bees fun times!
Male Goblin Thaumaturge [Eldritch Researcher] 7 HP 49/90 AC(T) 23/24, Fort(E)+14, Ref(E)+15, Will(M)+12(Resolve ) Perception(E)+10 Darkvision
Ser Helmut giggles.
The goblin proceeds to pour for hot sauce into his mouth before attempting to take another bite!
Melee(E) +1, Striking Jaws unarmed attack, IE, Exploit Vulnerability, Regalia:1d20 + 16 ⇒ (4) + 16 = 202d8 + 6 + 4 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (6, 7) + 6 + 4 + 5 + 2 = 30 piercing Traits Finesse Magic
Regalia (Helmet):
Adept Benefit
7th
Your regalia's power increases, and so do the abilities it grants. The circumstance bonus you gain to Deception, Diplomacy, and Intimidation increases to +2, as long as you have master proficiency in each skill. When others use Follow the Expert to follow you, you grant them a +2 circumstance bonus if you are trained, +3 if you have expert proficiency, or +4 if you have master or legendary proficiency.
The courage your aura instills grows stronger. The +1 status bonus now applies to all saving throws against mental effects, rather than only against fear, and you and allies in your aura gain a +2 status bonus to damage rolls. At 11th level, this increases to a +3 status bonus to damage rolls, and at 17th level, this increases to a +4 status bonus to damage rolls.
Male Goblin Thaumaturge [Eldritch Researcher] 7 HP 49/90 AC(T) 23/24, Fort(E)+14, Ref(E)+15, Will(M)+12(Resolve ) Perception(E)+10 Darkvision
Ser Helmut pauses. Lazily flicking a fleck of imaginary dirt off his shoulder, the Thaumaturge winks at his Champion.
Tanks! He done scratches mees a bits.
Ser Helmut begins to shuffle his feet, while putting up his dukes.
Deception(E) to Feint:1d20 + 16 ⇒ (9) + 16 = 25
The goblin proceeds to pour for hot sauce into his mouth before attempting to take another bite!
Melee(E) +1, Striking Jaws unarmed attack, IE, Exploit Vulnerability, Regalia:1d20 + 16 ⇒ (14) + 16 = 302d8 + 6 + 4 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (3, 5) + 6 + 4 + 5 + 2 = 25piercing Traits Finesse Magic
Regalia (Helmet):
Adept Benefit
7th
Your regalia's power increases, and so do the abilities it grants. The circumstance bonus you gain to Deception, Diplomacy, and Intimidation increases to +2, as long as you have master proficiency in each skill. When others use Follow the Expert to follow you, you grant them a +2 circumstance bonus if you are trained, +3 if you have expert proficiency, or +4 if you have master or legendary proficiency.
The courage your aura instills grows stronger. The +1 status bonus now applies to all saving throws against mental effects, rather than only against fear, and you and allies in your aura gain a +2 status bonus to damage rolls. At 11th level, this increases to a +3 status bonus to damage rolls, and at 17th level, this increases to a +4 status bonus to damage rolls.
Male Goblin Thaumaturge [Eldritch Researcher] 7 HP 49/90 AC(T) 23/24, Fort(E)+14, Ref(E)+15, Will(M)+12(Resolve ) Perception(E)+10 Darkvision
Ser Helmut screams like a little goblinoid!
Fort(E) DC 26:1d20 + 14 ⇒ (7) + 14 = 2116 = 16 Fort(E) DC 26:1d20 + 14 ⇒ (17) + 14 = 3121 = 21
Feeling a bit icky, the goblin proceeds to pour for hot sauce into his mouth before attempting to take another bite!
Melee(E) +1, Striking Jaws unarmed attack, IE, Exploit Vulnerability, Regalia:1d20 + 16 ⇒ (16) + 16 = 322d8 + 6 + 4 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (3, 2) + 6 + 4 + 5 + 2 = 22 piercing Traits Finesse Magic
Regalia (Helmet):
Adept Benefit
7th
Your regalia's power increases, and so do the abilities it grants. The circumstance bonus you gain to Deception, Diplomacy, and Intimidation increases to +2, as long as you have master proficiency in each skill. When others use Follow the Expert to follow you, you grant them a +2 circumstance bonus if you are trained, +3 if you have expert proficiency, or +4 if you have master or legendary proficiency.
The courage your aura instills grows stronger. The +1 status bonus now applies to all saving throws against mental effects, rather than only against fear, and you and allies in your aura gain a +2 status bonus to damage rolls. At 11th level, this increases to a +3 status bonus to damage rolls, and at 17th level, this increases to a +4 status bonus to damage rolls.
The Thaumaturge feels quite Intimidating now!
Intimidation(E) to Demoralize:1d20 + 16 ⇒ (17) + 16 = 33
Male Goblin Thaumaturge [Eldritch Researcher] 7 HP 49/90 AC(T) 23/24, Fort(E)+14, Ref(E)+15, Will(M)+12(Resolve ) Perception(E)+10 Darkvision
Ser Helmut slaps himself!
Mees goes first!? Weirdness!
The Thaumaturge states hard at the miscreant!
Esoteric Lore(M) to Exploit Vulnerability:1d20 + 17 ⇒ (20) + 17 = 37
Critical Success:
You remember the creature's weaknesses, and as you empower your esoterica, you have a flash of insight that grants even more knowledge about the creature. You learn all of the creature's resistances, weaknesses, and immunities, including the amounts of the resistances and weaknesses and any unusual weaknesses or vulnerabilities, such as what spells will pass through a golem's antimagic. You can exploit either the creature's mortal weakness or personal antithesis (see below). Your unarmed and weapon Strikes against the creature also become magical if they weren't already.
Grinning ear to ear (probably under his helmet), the goblin licks his lips.
Mees knows whatcha haves fer breakfast. Three weeks ago!
Ser Helmut then takes out some of his special hot sauce before, Striding and Striking!
Melee(E) +1, Striking Jaws unarmed attack, IE, Exploit Vulnerability, Regalia:1d20 + 16 ⇒ (6) + 16 = 222d8 + 6 + 4 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (1, 7) + 6 + 4 + 5 + 2 = 25 piercing Traits Finesse Magic
Regalia (Helmet):
Adept Benefit
7th
Your regalia's power increases, and so do the abilities it grants. The circumstance bonus you gain to Deception, Diplomacy, and Intimidation increases to +2, as long as you have master proficiency in each skill. When others use Follow the Expert to follow you, you grant them a +2 circumstance bonus if you are trained, +3 if you have expert proficiency, or +4 if you have master or legendary proficiency.
The courage your aura instills grows stronger. The +1 status bonus now applies to all saving throws against mental effects, rather than only against fear, and you and allies in your aura gain a +2 status bonus to damage rolls. At 11th level, this increases to a +3 status bonus to damage rolls, and at 17th level, this increases to a +4 status bonus to damage rolls.
Male Goblin Thaumaturge [Eldritch Researcher] 7 HP 49/90 AC(T) 23/24, Fort(E)+14, Ref(E)+15, Will(M)+12(Resolve ) Perception(E)+10 Darkvision
Ser Helmut puts away his napkin. The goblin enters the chamber with a curious look on his green face. Stepping about a bit to better view all the art work being presented, the Thaumaturge clicks his tongue as he views each piece.
Done already seen dis bit. Dat bees boring. Some lights in space. Blah.
He stops at the gruesome alter, makes a rude noise in his throat, spits a loogey on it, and peers up at the muscular brute.
Mees feels Dat Youses bees just wanting sum attention. Did your parents not loves Youses?
Ser Helmut then sheds some tears.
Boo-hoo. Youses events been born in Dem goblin birthing pens? Youses had a princely upbringing compares ta Dat.
The Thaumaturge was considering using his Glad Hand methods of conversation, but he decided (last second) that this guy's sucks.
Ser Helmut points at him.
Youses bees bads. So, no talking nice ta Youses. Mees suggest Dat Youses surrender or Mees gets to eat Youses.
Male Goblin Thaumaturge [Eldritch Researcher] 7 HP 49/90 AC(T) 23/24, Fort(E)+14, Ref(E)+15, Will(M)+12(Resolve ) Perception(E)+10 Darkvision
Ser Helmut frowns at the baby guck speak being Sally forth by the creature. The Thaumaturge digs into his pack, takes out a blank parchment, ink and quill.
Writes it all down.
Male Goblin Thaumaturge [Eldritch Researcher] 7 HP 49/90 AC(T) 23/24, Fort(E)+14, Ref(E)+15, Will(M)+12(Resolve ) Perception(E)+10 Darkvision
Ser Helmut gives Von a wink, before Stepping to the remaining creature.
Dat means Youses stops! Wees den stops! Intimidation(E) to further Demoralize (and possibly confuse her):1d20 + 16 ⇒ (14) + 16 = 30
The Thaumaturge then studies her like a goblin considering breakfast.
Esoteric Lore(M):1d20 + 17 ⇒ (3) + 17 = 20 Exploit Vulnerability
Ser Helmut does appear to be looking for his dining set....
Male Goblin Thaumaturge [Eldritch Researcher] 7 HP 49/90 AC(T) 23/24, Fort(E)+14, Ref(E)+15, Will(M)+12(Resolve ) Perception(E)+10 Darkvision
The two beings with spiked chains shriek in outrage as Helmut licks the rock....
Ser Helmut laughs hysterically! The tears boisterously pour from his eyes.
Mees stomach's hurts! Youses two stink!
The Thaumaturge then Exploits Vulnerability at the closest!
Esoteric Lore(M):1d20 + 17 ⇒ (11) + 17 = 28
Taking another long, inviting lick of the Rock, Ser Helmut Strides right up to it and bites!
Melee(E) +1, Striking Jaws unarmed attack, IE, Exploit Vulnerability:1d20 + 16 ⇒ (1) + 16 = 172d8 + 6 + 4 + 5 ⇒ (4, 1) + 6 + 4 + 5 = 20 piercing Traits Finesse Magic
He grinds his teeth in a Hero type way!
Melee(E) +1, Striking Jaws unarmed attack, IE, Exploit Vulnerability:1d20 + 16 ⇒ (4) + 16 = 202d8 + 6 + 4 + 5 ⇒ (4, 7) + 6 + 4 + 5 = 26 piercing Traits Finesse Magic
Male Goblin Thaumaturge [Eldritch Researcher] 7 HP 49/90 AC(T) 23/24, Fort(E)+14, Ref(E)+15, Will(M)+12(Resolve ) Perception(E)+10 Darkvision
Ser Helmut gives Siobhan a green thumbs up!
Looking up at the bully Cavern Troll, the Thaumaturge begins digging about for some Esoteric Lore....
Exploit Vulnerability Esoteric Lore(M):1d20 + 17 ⇒ (19) + 17 = 36
Critical Success:
You remember the creature's weaknesses, and as you empower your esoterica, you have a flash of insight that grants even more knowledge about the creature. You learn all of the creature's resistances, weaknesses, and immunities, including the amounts of the resistances and weaknesses and any unusual weaknesses or vulnerabilities, such as what spells will pass through a golem's antimagic. You can exploit either the creature's mortal weakness or personal antithesis (see below). Your unarmed and weapon Strikes against the creature also become magical if they weren't already.
The Thaumaturge seems really is sporting a shit-eating grin!
Shrugging his shoulders, Ser Helmet grabs some more peppermint gum before he Bites the big bully!
Melee(E) +1, Striking Jaws unarmed attack, IE, Exploit Vulnerability:1d20 + 16 ⇒ (19) + 16 = 352d8 + 6 + 4 ⇒ (8, 5) + 6 + 4 = 23 piercing Traits Finesse Magic Plus Vulnerability?
The goblins grin gets gregariously grin-ier!
He attempts to go for seconds!
Melee(E) +1, Striking Jaws unarmed attack, IE, Exploit Vulnerability:1d20 + 16 - 5 ⇒ (3) + 16 - 5 = 142d8 + 6 + 4 ⇒ (3, 8) + 6 + 4 = 21 piercing Traits Finesse Magic Plus Vulnerability?
Male Goblin Thaumaturge [Eldritch Researcher] 7 HP 49/90 AC(T) 23/24, Fort(E)+14, Ref(E)+15, Will(M)+12(Resolve ) Perception(E)+10 Darkvision
Looking up at the two Cavern Trolls, the Thaumaturge begins digging about for some Esoteric Lore....
Exploit Vulnerability Esoteric Lore(M):1d20 + 17 ⇒ (5) + 17 = 22
The Thaumaturge seems really stumped on these guys....
Shrugging his shoulders, Ser Helmet grabs some peppermint gum before he Strides into Flank with Siobhan and Bites!
Melee(E) +1, Striking Jaws unarmed attack, IE:1d20 + 16 ⇒ (19) + 16 = 352d8 + 6 + 4 ⇒ (2, 4) + 6 + 4 = 16piercing Traits Finesse Magic
Male Goblin Thaumaturge [Eldritch Researcher] 7 HP 49/90 AC(T) 23/24, Fort(E)+14, Ref(E)+15, Will(M)+12(Resolve ) Perception(E)+10 Darkvision
Ser Helmut looks about suspiciously. The goblin rubbing his eyes.
Mees could have swore Dat Mees already posted...weird.
Looking up at the two Cavern Trolls, the Thaumaturge begins digging about for some Esoteric Lore....
Exploit Vulnerability Esoteric Lore(M):1d20 + 17 ⇒ (1) + 17 = 18
The goblin frowns.
Dis seems familiar.
The Off-Guard Thaumaturge decides to bully the closest Troll!
Intimidation(E) to Demoralize:1d20 + 16 ⇒ (13) + 16 = 29
Ser Helmut then takes out a Scroll of Ill Omen.
Adept Benefit (Regalia):
The +1 status bonus now applies to all saving throws against mental effects, rather than only against fear, and you and allies in your aura gain a +2 status bonus to damage rolls
Male Goblin Thaumaturge [Eldritch Researcher] 7 HP 49/90 AC(T) 23/24, Fort(E)+14, Ref(E)+15, Will(M)+12(Resolve ) Perception(E)+10 Darkvision
Ser Helmet immediately jumps up, hugs Viviana and stuff his new precious....errr....scrolls into his pockets!
Tanks! And no bees da worries. Mees professionals.
Eyes wide at the hopefully sighted dragon roaming the secret depths of darkness, despair, desolation.
Dis bees da bestest ov field trip!
The giggling Thaumaturge follows along...
Exploration mode Search Perception(E)+10 Darkvision
Male Goblin Thaumaturge [Eldritch Researcher] 7 HP 49/90 AC(T) 23/24, Fort(E)+14, Ref(E)+15, Will(M)+12(Resolve ) Perception(E)+10 Darkvision
The goblin stares in wonder at the beautiful room each contains a filthy mess of rags and straw along with a scattering of miscellaneous goblin “treasure.” One such room, though, contains a caterwaul sling stuffed under a pile of rags.
Day ken sure decorate! Day still sucks but guud decorations.
Quickly turning his eyes to watch Viv take his scrolls. The Scroll Thaumaturge smiles sweetly at her, as he slides next to her.
Youses looks da pretties todays, Viviana.
Ser Helmut blinks rapidly at her. So, rapidly that he gets dizzy and flops down onto the flooring.
Mees no feels da guud. If only Mees had sum scrolls to loves and squeezes. Mees would takes da guud caring of Dem. Mees precious...gollum...
Male Goblin Thaumaturge [Eldritch Researcher] 7 HP 49/90 AC(T) 23/24, Fort(E)+14, Ref(E)+15, Will(M)+12(Resolve ) Perception(E)+10 Darkvision
Ser Helmut jumps up after the dumb kool-aide drinker departs desperate and dispatched.
Mees gots dis scratch. It bees a bits itches butts Mees ken almost ignoring it's.
Male Goblin Thaumaturge [Eldritch Researcher] 7 HP 49/90 AC(T) 23/24, Fort(E)+14, Ref(E)+15, Will(M)+12(Resolve ) Perception(E)+10 Darkvision
Ser Helmet is seen rolling on the ground laughing hysterically. The poor goblin is crying. His hands holding his stomach as he continues to roar, rolling really ridiculous and not really reliable...
Male Goblin Thaumaturge [Eldritch Researcher] 7 HP 49/90 AC(T) 23/24, Fort(E)+14, Ref(E)+15, Will(M)+12(Resolve ) Perception(E)+10 Darkvision
Ser Helmut looks down at the recently received response to his wardrobe. The Thaumaturge points at a Cultist that he can Flank.
Exploit Vulnerability Esoteric Lore(E):1d20 + 14 ⇒ (14) + 14 = 28
The goblin Strides to around the back of a Flanking opportunity with Siobhan!
Male Goblin Thaumaturge [Eldritch Researcher] 7 HP 49/90 AC(T) 23/24, Fort(E)+14, Ref(E)+15, Will(M)+12(Resolve ) Perception(E)+10 Darkvision
Granting Viviana a weak smile, the goblin walks about town with her, even attempting a bit more persuasion.....
Diplomacy(E), Gladhand, Helmet Regalia DC 22:1d20 + 15 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 15 + 1 = 23
Male Goblin Thaumaturge [Eldritch Researcher] 7 HP 49/90 AC(T) 23/24, Fort(E)+14, Ref(E)+15, Will(M)+12(Resolve ) Perception(E)+10 Darkvision
Ser Helmut is found in the morning, morose, mortified, malnourished. The goblin doesn't even seem to barely perk up at the suggestion of further exploration....
Male Goblin Thaumaturge [Eldritch Researcher] 7 HP 49/90 AC(T) 23/24, Fort(E)+14, Ref(E)+15, Will(M)+12(Resolve ) Perception(E)+10 Darkvision
Ser Helmut merrily bounces around the trio excitedly announcing how they will be welcomed back as Heroes! The goblin occasionally makes kissy faces at Viv and Vy too as they journey back to Sandpoint.
Ser Helmut smiles up at Viviana completely missing her dismissal to the cathedral.....
He just stands there innocently smiling up at the pair ....still... staring....up...at...the...pair....
After a few minutes, the goblin begins shuffling his feet....
After another minute, the antsy pants goblin begins to cough....still... smiling...up...at...the pair... shuffling his feet... coughing... smiling....
Male Goblin Thaumaturge [Eldritch Researcher] 7 HP 49/90 AC(T) 23/24, Fort(E)+14, Ref(E)+15, Will(M)+12(Resolve ) Perception(E)+10 Darkvision
Ser Helmut reaches into his pockets while grinning at sloppy statues melting and slapping Siobhan.
Exploit Vulnerability Esoteric Lore(E):1d20 + 14 ⇒ (18) + 14 = 32
Retrieving a staple gun, the Thaumaturge Strides right up to Flank and bites!
Melee(E) +1, Striking Jaws unarmed attack, Exploit Vulnerability, Implement's Empowerment, DI :1d20 + 15 ⇒ (6) + 15 = 212d8 + 2 + 4 + 5 + 1d6 ⇒ (6, 2) + 2 + 4 + 5 + (6) = 25 piercing Traits Finesse Magic
Likes da bubble gum!
+1 from Von if within 10'? Flank not included.
Regalia (Helmet):
When you are holding your regalia, you gain an inspiring aura that stokes the courage of you and all allies in a 15-foot emanation who can see you, granting them a +1 status bonus to saving throws against fear. At the end of your turn, at the same time you would reduce your frightened value by 1, you reduce the frightened value of all allies within your inspiring aura by 1. Your aura has the emotion, mental, and visual traits.
Male Goblin Thaumaturge [Eldritch Researcher] 7 HP 49/90 AC(T) 23/24, Fort(E)+14, Ref(E)+15, Will(M)+12(Resolve ) Perception(E)+10 Darkvision
Ser Helmut is seen busily brushing his hair while pursuing the many linguistically tailored items lying about while he is slapped, berated and tended to repeatedly every 10 minutes... hopefully....
While at the L-shaped room....
The Thaumaturge blinks.
Somebody's bees too much likings da Stupids fake dragon-dog thingy.
