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No, that doesn’t allow for continuing to waste people’s time.


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Thanks, random person!


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Leon Aquilla wrote:
Just took a poll in my discord.

Very representative, that.


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Wheldrake wrote:
Everybody engaging in Paizo-bashing here needs to take a deep breath and a step back.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.


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First workout in a long time!


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Wow, it's weird being on this side of the Paizo Defense Force.


I can see no way in which that might go poorly.


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If you're missing them, might be time for some spectacles. ;)


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*basks in his fleeting supremacy*

4/5

Why let that stop you?


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Yes, it sure is so nice and civil here now that the trolls have gone on to the 2E forums.


Clever girl...


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Java Man wrote:
I believe the OP has stumbled on Paizo's secret agenda to promote diversity and tolerance.

Oh no!


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trischai wrote:
And I don't want to become this a contest who can be the most sarcastic.

Good. You'd lose.


Vidmaster7 wrote:
There really is just not enough sarcasm aliases on the forums. (wait should I have swapped to that one for this comment?)

Never enough.


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blahpers wrote:
Are legions of frustrated pedants sitting around waiting to see if Paizo will actually answer a FAQ?

Have you even read the forums?


I am shocked. Simply shocked, I say.


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The Vagrant Erudite wrote:
We just need to get TOZ to say snarky s&*!, so he uses the other alias. Then we can tell them apart.

It's not like you have to ask...


*checks stat block* Oof, you’re gonna have a bad time.


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Azara Emberkin wrote:
Pedantic reading is pedantic.

Well hello there, pot.


Envall wrote:
Sure, I'll gladly do without your condescending tone.

I have not yet begun to condescend!


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Can I use create pit to rebury necromancied threads?


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Gorbacz wrote:
TOZ, Rysky and Cpt. The Day After Yesterday! My favourite forum bromances!

I ship it.


I can't help it!


Oh, I'm trying. It's hard going against your nature.


Darksol the Painbringer wrote:
I know, right? It's almost like it was supposed to be sarcasm.

That would be the logic I spoke of.


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I usually respond with anger and sarcasm.


Do you think it would actually matter?


You'll know when I'm scorning someone.


Or moving pictures.


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No one has looked through your aliases. There's too many.


Daniel Yeatman wrote:
I guess people just want an excuse to argue or something, haha!

I don't need an excuse.


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Badly.


cartmanbeck wrote:
Am... I the only one who really likes the system as it is?

Yes. You are the ONLY one.


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Oh yeah, that guy is a real problem.


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Maneuvermoose wrote:
Mwhahahah! I have now passed 7500 posts! All without saying anything constructive whatsoever!

That's cute.


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Paizo writes questionable rules, film at 11.


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Pipe down, you!


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NobodysHome wrote:
Does that make me commitably insane?

No, that isn't what makes you insane.


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Angry Mob wrote:
Aranna wrote:
Ok that makes a ton more sense. You are right I wouldn't date outside my religion, you know how bad religious arguments can be.
BURN THE HERETIC!!! WITH FIRE!!!

Oh, you're gonna need more than fire...


I'm current on all my shots, thanks for asking.


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It hurts in my soul.


Sarcasmo the Sarcasm Bot wrote:
taig wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Ok. So I am not really funny. But at least I try.

Yeah, I don't even try.

You're very funny.

Funny looking, maybe.


*sigh*

Yes Karl. Thank you.


Drejk wrote:
TOZ wrote:
*skips a whole page of posts to catch up*
You'll never know what you missed...

I know exactly what I missed.

Nothing.


I love it when people take us stone-cold seriously.


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The Doomkitten wrote:
I sympathize. I can't really tell sarcasm from normal speak, and I'm kind of a spaz. I just play my spazziness up and then people think I'm either entertaining or aggravating, both of which I can live with.

Oh, you'd love me.


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I used to consider trying to challenge the leaders, but then realized there was no point.


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Sarcasm Dragon wrote:
I hate the clunky rules in Ultimate Sarcasm. They're totally underpowered.

Yeah, and the sarcasm elemental stats are inaccurate.

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